Probably the one causing it tbh:

Aquarius, Aries, 

Not in it but get involved anyway (on purpose):

Sagittarius, LEO, Gemini

Not in it but get involved anyway (on accident):

Pisces, Taurus, Virgo

Emotional support for Aquarius or Aries:

CANCER

Watches it unfold:

Scorpio, LIBRA, 

Doesn’t even care honestly:

aries:

argumentative and likes to be right

defensive

tells so many stories

self-confident

passionate

taurus:

BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty

reserved/shy at first

so fun when you get to know them

selfish

shit-talkers

gemini:

really easy to talk to 

likes to talk about themselves

cuties

can be shy or super outgoing

smart

cancer:

SENSITIVE

smiles a lot

has a quiet voice

lowkey crazy

overthinks everything

leo:

really pretty

thinks they’re too good 

so funny

really good sense of style

talks a lot of shit

virgo:

OVERTHINKING

bad at communication

wants everything to be perfect

such good listeners

really good friends

libra:

FLIRTY

loves to be loved

fashionable

cannot make a decision for the life of them

gets walked all over

scorpio:

low key

genuinely really cool

really fucking smart

CRAZY

can be either super clingy or super distant

sagittarius:

CANNOT BE WRONG

thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are

unique

so funny

just wants to be loved

capricorn:

good hygiene

high expectations

super determined 

cold

can be fun when they actually let loose

aquarius:

honest

loves to laugh and mess around

artsy

likes to be alone 

natural beauty

pisces:

emotional wreck

manipulative

pretty

really bad at relationships tbh

so smart

REMINDER:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”