Aszterial

From Jack’s Instagram story

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

Remember when I was answering these ages ago? I finally did this one.

Who’s more dominant: They both can be pretty dominant tbh. Kuroko might be little but he’s not submissive either. Who’s the cuddler: Kuroko. He loves cuddles. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Aomine likes being big spoon cos it makes him feel manly lmao. What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They like sitting together, Aomine watching TV maybe and Kuroko pressed against him while he reads. But they also both reeaally love playing basketball together, just like when they were youngens. Who uses all the hot water: Aomine actually likes having Kuroko shower with him, so technically they both do. Most trivial thing they fight over: Probably Aomine leaving food out and not putting it back in the fridge and it goes bad. Who does most of the cleaning: Kuroko. What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: They have equal control.Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Kuroko. He’s way more responsible.  Who leaves their stuff around: AOMINE.Who remembers to buy the milk: Kuroko. Who remembers anniversaries: They both do uwuWho cooks normally: They both do, but Kuroko’s better at it lmao. How often do they fight: They don’t usually fight seriously, after their teenage years and the hiccups they had they like to resolve things quickly because they don’t want to lose the other again. Though Kuroko does often get a bit snippy when Aomine keeps leaving all his crap around the house and doesn’t put things away. What do they do when they’re away from each other: If they’re apart for a while, Aomine gets frustrated and annoyed easily, and he easily snaps at people. Kuroko gets a bit droopy and more quiet than usual. They both look at photos they’ve taken together on their phones. Nicknames for each other: Tetsu forever. Kuroko usually calls Aomine Daiki, but sometimes he’ll use Dai-kun. It always makes Aomine blush. Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Aomine likes to because he feels like the big, protective boyfriend. Who steals the covers at night: Aomine. Kuroko has actually kicked him right off the bed numerous times because of it. What would they get each other for gifts: Kuroko often buys Aomine food as well as stuff he needs, Aomine is totally the type who would buy Kuroko lingerie let’s be honest here. You know he would. Who kissed who first: HMMM. I think Aomine kissed Kuroko first. Who made the first move: Probably Kuroko. Maybe he told Aomine he wanted to spend more time with him, and Aomine jokingly said “what, like date?” and Kuroko just said yes, and Aomine blushed and spluttered and then they held hands and it was sickening. Who remembers things: Both of them. This is not always a good thing. (bad memories of middle/high scool come back to haunt)Who started the relationship: This one is still redundant imo. Who cusses more: Aomine. Kuroko is too polite to swear. Aomine often gets pretty aggressive/potty-mouthed when around Kagami still (the drama CD tracks on their duet album tho. Go read the translations)What would they do if the other one was hurt: Aomine would be reeaally sweet and calmly talking to Kuroko to calm his pain, and he’d snap at anyone who was crowding them. Kuroko is also very caring and helpful, he’d be very logical in a situation like this. Who is the dirty talker: Aomine more often, but Kuroko does it too. A head canon: Aomine likes to pretend that Nigou is their child and he buys Nigou heaps of toys and treats and plays with him all the time, and he insists they go out for family walks to the park together. Kuroko thinks it’s super adorable. 

:D