Hi.

shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

How many notes does this need before we can make it happen?

I mean it could only happen once but it would be glORIOUS

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

HERE’S WHERE THE MEME COMES FROM IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING. 

for whatever it’s worth, the context is that mr. burns was mocking homer for having to give up his dream job at a bowling alley so he could go back to the power plant to afford taking care of a third child, so he put a plaque in his office that said “don’t forget, you’re here forever” and so homper put pictures of maggie over it

“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!”

Put this in the Smithsonian. 

direct action

LISTEN

that 3rd pic he thinkin bout me

SHE WAS AMAZING

Girls can be coders too

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

no bra. titties hanging. daisy dukes. nylons cutting in thigh meat. a fucking look.