"winona unblock my number" -wallace

A family doesn’t have to be a man and a woman. Sometimes a family is a disgraced heiress, her best friend, her best friend’s sister, and her best friend’s sister’s wife.

why does bulbapedia interpret stevens lines to wallace at the end of delta episode as steven asking wallace to take over the league for him while he fucks off into the mountains. delta episode happens post-league, meaning its the protag who is the champion now, not steven. clearly what that exchange meant was that steven and wallace both fuck off into the mountains, together. what steven asked was not “wallace can you lend me a hand by filling in for me as champion even tho im not one anymore anyway, while i fuck off into the mountains alone”, it was “wallace can you lend me a hand by fucking off into the mountains with me, lets elope, runawaywithmebycarlyraejepsen.mp3” they go on a trip together and steven films that cheesy cliche kinda video where wallace is leading him by hand thru various locations occasionally turning around to smile at the camera and run his other hand luxuriously through his hair

last saturday shorts of the decade

final fat fuck friday of the decade please make him famous :(