:/

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

We are monitoring the situation

absolutely you can

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

Idk man 8 billion might disagree

Bandwagon fallacy

People who don't like visual novels are always playing visual novels and complaining that they're visual novels. People who do like visual novels are always playing visual novels and complaining that the spider-elf was in elf mode when you had sex with her rather than spider mode. This is because we have taste.

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

if you're a woman and you don't grovel and prostrate yourself you will cause a lot of seemingly subconscious irritation in many people

if I had a baseball player I would be so nice to him I’d feed him sunflower seeds and Gatorade and make sure his enclosure is always full of fresh grass. And if he woke up in the night sniffling I’d look under the bed and say “see, no intentional walks there” and he’d go back to sleep and I’d pet his little head

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"