Kyle Marcus 🇧🇷 @marcusrobertobaq - Tumblr Blog

5% seriousness

30% swearing

65% sarcasm

Rules if you wanna interact with me:

Rules? I ain't got no rules, bro. Put that shit inside your sorry ass.

Some observations you'd like to know:

Don't feed the bear (if you can't deal with later) 😃

I got +18 things in here. I don't give a fuck if u are a minor, this is your problem not mine 😃

I don't have /j /srs /s crap. You will have to use your brain 😃

I ain't got patience of Buddha to keep repeating myself forever 😃

If it's public and I'm interested I'll give my opinion doesn't matter what u think 😃

I don't expect people to agree with me. Actually never ever agree with me, it's weird af and offensive 😃

If u ain't used to people sayin' your shit's wack u better watch your ass 😃 u also got the right of telling me I suck but that'd make u predictable

I don't make fancy texts or cool and creative analysis, funny posts or anything. I just try illustrating my feelings 😃

If u see a post with #delete later and u ain't familiar with me there's a 89% chance u don't know what the heck i'm talking about 😃

I ain't no fandom guy and I don't play by these rules. So fuck your so called "etiquette" 😃

Stuff I may interact randomly or out of nowhere:

Guns

Cars & Motorcycles

Detroit Become Human

Red Dead

Assassin's Creed

Call of Duty

Cyberpunk

God of War

Outlast

Reflect Studios Universe (WTTG, Scrutinized, Dead Signal)

The Forest

Hitman

Castlevania (Game and Netflix)

Dungeon & Dragons

World of Warcraft

Warhammer

Ghost of Tsushima

Fallout

Postal

Resident Evil

Grand Theft Auto

The Terminator

James Cameron's Avatar

Mission Impossible

Mad Max

I also make weird music occasionally, when i feel like doing it and posting it.

-> Following me ain't a wise decision, think about it first before complaining.

* Almost all the dbh screenshots are made using Otis_Inf free cam. Give mf some love cuz dealing with the camera system in this game is a headache. Saying from experience.

#I ain't here to be kind and feed your fucking mental weakness #i already gotta feed mine

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Speaking of Trevor, how old is he canonically?

No, the wiki ain't fucking helping me here cuz i look for the source and there ain't nothing about it in it. Nothing in CV3 manual, nothing in the Densetsu manual.

Unless BC do the unexpected and give random shit such as age and height, i can't find shit

...

yet.

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No, don't ask me how i missed this shit... i didn't even know it existed for some reason. I saw the page with Isaac and Hector's age (the one which includes Dracula) couple of times but never the fucking rest. This is getting old, my stupid ass missing things right in the nose.

Thanks the old heads for pulling my ear (again) on this one.

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Now everything decided to spawn. There's this shit too:

It's from Judgment. Should i give a fuck? I mean, i don't trust the height cuz it's likely the 3d model height so fuck that. But the age kinda matches?

#castlevania

My stupid ass also realized the same fucking mag says Lisa was killed 3yrs before 1479, meaning she died in 1476. And Dracula's war lasted for several months...

Whatever, everything happened in 1476, not just a portion (Lisa's death) in late 1475 as i imagined. That makes NoR's timeline even more confusing in my head, i feel like jumping from a building sometimes.

"But ah, Marcus, a year have 12 months"

I was going with real Vlad's timeline ok

#delete later

marcusrobertobaq

Speaking of Trevor, how old is he canonically?

No, the wiki ain't fucking helping me here cuz i look for the source and there ain't nothing about it in it. Nothing in CV3 manual, nothing in the Densetsu manual.

Unless BC do the unexpected and give random shit such as age and height, i can't find shit

...

yet.

marcusrobertobaq

No, don't ask me how i missed this shit... i didn't even know it existed for some reason. I saw the page with Isaac and Hector's age (the one which includes Dracula) couple of times but never the fucking rest. This is getting old, my stupid ass missing things right in the nose.

Thanks the old heads for pulling my ear (again) on this one.

#castlevania

Speaking of Trevor, how old is he canonically?

No, the wiki ain't fucking helping me here cuz i look for the source and there ain't nothing about it in it. Nothing in CV3 manual, nothing in the Densetsu manual.

Unless BC do the unexpected and give random shit such as age and height, i can't find shit

...

yet.

#castlevania

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Mfs say "Ralph" and this is the mf i think about:

#delete later

Day 11 until you say stop or we get horny together.

You must be from Brazil, because you've turned my heart into a samba.

Yea, i'm brazilian. It's in the pinned post.

#asks

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Seems like they're ditching "Ralph" in BC?

Being honest i hate the name, it doesn't fit the character at all in my head but i'm aware the jpn ver kept the name for decades while "Trevor" was a "western" thing.

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I USUALLY try keeping the og deal in mind but since it ain't a japanese name neither the character is from Japan (or related to the country in some way) then i'm "fuck this shit" lvl 30k.

Whatever

Unless it's just an error and they'll correct to Ralph... then i don't fucking care. Not relevant for the lore.

#castlevania

Seems like they're ditching "Ralph" in BC?

Being honest i hate the name, it doesn't fit the character at all in my head but i'm aware the jpn ver kept the name for decades while "Trevor" was a "western" thing.

#these dog refs are getting out of control #castlevania #trevor belmont

Have u ever made music so bad u can't stop listening to it? And I ain't being sarcastic, it's really bad but I guess the melody stuck.

#delete later

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It's so ironic how Connor and Hank's relationship ain't fleshed out that much cuz how the timeline is, they're just forced to cooperate and can become buddies if u make the right choices - but that's it, it's the start, the beginning. Like Connor says in LCC: with more time they could've become legit friends, and that's what's implied in the blue high rep ending.

Amanda is the opposite: we, depending on our choices, meet "the end" in a bad (betrayal) or good (decommission) way. Months and maybe yrs of a relationship we got nothing but few pieces of info about to make guesses about how important the bound was in practicality, cuz it in itself wasn't supposed to exist at all cuz androids like these don't make bonds, they just do 'em job. But we know Connor trusted Amanda.

#delete later

conn-tinuity

Thinking that I prefer post game Connor to still love and miss Amanda even though he knows he shouldn't. Like when he thinks of her he feels bitter and resentful and angry but also sad and betrayed and he wishes that things could have been different

#I'm almost certain he's like “what was she really hiding from me?”#cuz all connor deviant endings she gives the plot twist in the most superficial way possible #and it also shows how he actually didn't know her that well the she knew everything about him and beyond.#dbh

conn-tinuity

I can very easily imagine Markus meeting Kamski and being very unimpressed

#bro dealt with carl for yrs. kamski must be baby mode #dbh

Dysphoria is a hell of a thing, ain't it?

Post-nut clarity hits 5x harder.

#ain't this a mf bitch. now back to work.#delete later

Day 10 I guess? Until you say stop or we getting to 67 days.

The more you push me away, the more I want to know you my dear tsundere.

Thought were 69. Youngstas these days...

#asks

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New annoying word on social media unlocked: larp. Everywhere i go mfs be "larp this", "he's larping"

Fucking hell.

#delete later