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the fact that tumblr makes you write a whole-ass essay every time you want to report a post drives me up the fucking wall

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

Holding it with your teeth is sexy and grants a slight dexterity increase at the cost of having a bad texture in your mouth

official boob post

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

museums are always like "What Is 'American Art'?" like its so complex..... being protestant & moving to paris, mainly,

i was going to say they can never take lying down away from us but they definitely can and do and in fact i think the whole world may be built on that singular notion!!!!

Being homophobic is so stupid, like why are you afraid of houses??

While at the club, you will be forced to admit that you only have tumblr and linkedin