ASPIE QUESTIONS

when i see mutuals in my notifications i'm always like oh 👉🏻👈🏻 friens 👉🏻👈🏻

anyone who says “gay people in the media will influence my kids” actually means “my kids will think it’s ok to be gay, and will expect me to love them regardless”

Oh this reminds me of a tweet I saw about how left-handedness in the 1800′s was at like 1%, but when kids stopped being punished for being left handed the rates of left-handedness naturally started going up. When you stop punishing people for something they can’t do anything about, they’ll feel more inclined to not hide it or change themselves.

the passing of time is fucking weird for me because like sometimes i look down at the clock and its 2:28 and i look again 20 minutes later only to see that its been 3 minutes, but also sometimes i look at the clock and it say 1:30 and 10 minutes later its actually been an hour and i can not for the life of me wrap my head around it.

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

It’s midnight and I’m trying to be quiet bc I can’t stop laughing at this post. It’s been about ten minutes now. Send help.

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

certified iconic post

DUDE the imagery!

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

I read this as bilingually intelligent and immediately thought about how some days I wake up and my brain decides to think in a different language.

that thing where the hallway starts reloading while you’re still walking through it

Sometimes i see the earth breathe if i stare long enough

hi WHAT

Hold on, I’m not the only one?!???!!! I’ve been so scared I’ve never said anything lol

change your fucking url jeff

Jeff I havent seen your url on my dash in fucking forever. I missed you and love your content thank you.

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

do cis people not realize that trans people will often go through a period, before we come out to ourselves, where we lean into presenting as our assigned gender? is that not something cis people realize?