lord help me

Hesperos was so close to giving me a breeding kink can you imagine

Not even a broken tablet would stop me from drawing slutpires apparently

Erich bathroom selfie with the demi-phoinix in his arms captioned "guess who's ready for cleaning day!"

it is so easy to nab ff14 names here

I think a key funny aspect of Hesperos is like, he's dressed like and is as dramatic as a Dracula, and you'd think like, "oh he wants to capture me and make me his thrall and brainwash me forever" kind of deal, but in actuality HE'S the one who wants to be submissive servant, all the dramatic getup and power he's showing off is so he can continue to loyally suck the dick off of Lahabrea until the end of time forever and ever amen. and I think that contradiction in Hesperos is just. so funny

I like how throughout the story Erichthonios keeps asking questions about the problem surrounding Pandaemonium and the reasons why things happened. He consistently shows curiosity about why things are happening and admits his decisions are partially motivated by his desire to seek out the answer. This is seen before Hephaistos reveals himself to Erich -- which leads me to believe that Erichthonios has either inherited Athena's curiosity or, more sinisterly, has been artificially 'infected' by her already by the time we meet him.