not normal about sports

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

can’t believe i was bracing all day yesterday for a photo of mack with a Hot Blonde… should’ve known that that hot blonde would be will smith hockey

once again mackheads get everything insta baddie meet up rumors kegstands on main faded as fawk being gently held by a hot male men meanwhile willheads are gearing up for another insta dump that includes zero bitches but somehow six pictures of will vote and a priest and rumors that will was in bed by 9.30

Oh Will Smith Liar™️ I’m not gonna fall for ur “we’ve talk about it a little bit” scam, Mr Planner u have the whole summer planned, excel sheet documented, apple calendar synced with ur boybestfriend, I’m sure

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

“It’s normal for hockey players to save the puck for milestones!” yes… but we have on video of Will being the only one who cared about getting it so like??? Stfu? Literally in 4k he was the only person who ran to it.. am I hallucinating? We are just happy he’s a good friend no one said he was having sex with the puck on center ice as a gay ritual

just thinking about how will probably wanted a hug from mack too because that’s his boybestfriend who just broke a franchise record but he had to get him that damn milestone puck! but when he skated up to mack all blushing and beaming and so bursting open with pride with the puck tucked safely in his glove, as if to say look! look what i did for you! you’re so awesome! mack thought he was just going for a high-five </3