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@askzeetha
Pause, make certain you wanted to be there... and, well, assuming that you don't break out and pin me to the floor-- Make you lie back and think of England. -- Wooster.
I'll save pinning you to the floor for round 2 - and then we can take turns after that. And as for thinking of England....I'm certainly thinking very appreciative thoughts about their men.....so nice to know the rumours are true! *hums Rule Britannia*
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If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?
Remove the gag, make sure you wanted to be there (duh), and then see if the stories about British spies are at all true. I've read the Trelawney Thorpe novels - I know what happens when a British spy meets royalty from an exotic, sensual country. I even have some incense and massage oil! *cha cha cha*
If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?
If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?
Put a big gold bow on your head and find Agatha, because obviously Ashtara has shown her blessing to the Lady Heterodyne with such a fine present.....albeit one delivered to the wrong bed (or maybe the right one -since if you wound up on her bed, she'd probably blush and set you free. I know how to handle presents like this).
Oh, and I might give Agatha free access to my drawer full of interesting items, as well. How do you feel about riding crops?
What are you doing with my mother's underwear? And why are you blushing?
- Zeetha
I swear I have no clue how this happened.
I didn’t even think your mother wore underwear!
Well, it’s not underwear like Europeans wear underwear….see? It’s more like an intricately embroidered loincloth. You don’t wear anything over it. It’s meant to be shown off.
And how did you wind up with it?
Well, I—
Some gray-face ran up to me and threw it at me!
I don’t think it’s the one entangled in the chandelier… and…
um…
it’s still warm.
You could always go return it to her yourself....
[barely suppressing a leer in her voice]
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What are you doing with my mother's underwear? And why are you blushing?
- Zeetha
I swear I have no clue how this happened.
I didn’t even think your mother wore underwear!
Well, it's not underwear like Europeans wear underwear....see? It's more like an intricately embroidered loincloth. You don't wear anything over it. It's meant to be shown off.
And how did you wind up with it?
In regards to the rumors about my mother,
askwooster:
Oof.
The ladder appears to be stable now. Should I try going up first…?
[Because Wooster is totally not worrying about Zeetha cutting up the chandelier. Not worrying at all]
No worries, I’ll get it! Just hold the ladder steady….
[She draws a sword, trying to get the fabric free with minimal damage to the fixture….but the embroidery is firmly caught on the fastenings of the crystals and one of the tassels is thoroughly entwined….there’s only so much finesse can accomplish with this Gordian Knot….right…Plan B time! *KA-SLICE!*]
I’ll disentangle the thing myself. I’m sure they can fix it when I’m done with it.
[Fortunately, the falling arm of the chandelier misses Wooster, broke its fall on a chair, leaving the wrap undamaged, but still tangled.]
That’s certainly one way of getting it down.
[He’s sure the Baron will forgive them for that— after all, they did just save his wife’s best chestwrap from a life of entanglement]
I even made the cut clean so all they have to do is blowtorch it back in place. Easy!
[And now she’s trying to untangle the thing]
Hmmn….I might need some pliers for this.
[takes a closer look at it]
How on earth did it get so tangled? It would have had to actually been wrapped around the chandelier to get this… or…
[what’s this?]
How odd. I believe this tassel is actually inside the crystal… see?
They’re actually joined together.
What could do this?
There is a theory that some strong Sparks warp the physics of the area around them...or it could just be that my mother is very creative.
In regards to the rumors about my mother,
Ah, well I do not believe anything has been reported, but I will check the meeting room just in case.
…
Ah.
I see.
Zeetha, if you are not busy, I may need some help getting it down from the chandelier.
I think the tassels got caught on the crystals……this may require creative use of swords. And a ladder.
Oof.
The ladder appears to be stable now. Should I try going up first…?
[Because Wooster is totally not worrying about Zeetha cutting up the chandelier. Not worrying at all]
No worries, I’ll get it! Just hold the ladder steady….
[She draws a sword, trying to get the fabric free with minimal damage to the fixture….but the embroidery is firmly caught on the fastenings of the crystals and one of the tassels is thoroughly entwined….there’s only so much finesse can accomplish with this Gordian Knot….right…Plan B time! *KA-SLICE!*]
I’ll disentangle the thing myself. I’m sure they can fix it when I’m done with it.
[Fortunately, the falling arm of the chandelier misses Wooster, broke its fall on a chair, leaving the wrap undamaged, but still tangled.]
That’s certainly one way of getting it down.
[He’s sure the Baron will forgive them for that— after all, they did just save his wife’s best chestwrap from a life of entanglement]
I even made the cut clean so all they have to do is blowtorch it back in place. Easy!
[And now she’s trying to untangle the thing]
Hmmn….I might need some pliers for this.
Source: askwooster
In regards to the rumors about my mother,
Ah, THAT one. Funny, I heard she’d been singing the one they taught us in training, about the proper care and usage of staffs…..complete with gestures…and that she was trying to get my father to help her act them out.
Speaking of which, do you know if they ever found her breastband? She liked that one - it had nice embroidery on it.
Ah, well I do not believe anything has been reported, but I will check the meeting room just in case.
…
Ah.
I see.
Zeetha, if you are not busy, I may need some help getting it down from the chandelier.
I think the tassels got caught on the crystals……this may require creative use of swords. And a ladder.
Oof.
The ladder appears to be stable now. Should I try going up first…?
[Because Wooster is totally not worrying about Zeetha cutting up the chandelier. Not worrying at all]
No worries, I’ll get it! Just hold the ladder steady….
[She draws a sword, trying to get the fabric free with minimal damage to the fixture….but the embroidery is firmly caught on the fastenings of the crystals and one of the tassels is thoroughly entwined….there’s only so much finesse can accomplish with this Gordian Knot….right…Plan B time! *KA-SLICE!*]
I’ll disentangle the thing myself. I’m sure they can fix it when I’m done with it.
In regards to the rumors about my mother,
Ah, THAT one. Funny, I heard she’d been singing the one they taught us in training, about the proper care and usage of staffs…..complete with gestures…and that she was trying to get my father to help her act them out.
Speaking of which, do you know if they ever found her breastband? She liked that one - it had nice embroidery on it.
Ah, well I do not believe anything has been reported, but I will check the meeting room just in case.
…
Ah.
I see.
Zeetha, if you are not busy, I may need some help getting it down from the chandelier.
I think the tassels got caught on the crystals......this may require creative use of swords. And a ladder.
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In regards to the rumors about my mother, all 4 of them are true. Though more accurately, she didn't outdrink a Jager, she outdrank the Jagergenerals. All 7 of them. And then dragged my father off while singing a very risque song in Skiff. Hope that clarifies some things.
- Zeetha
Well, that certainly clears things up?
Your mother sounds like quite an impressive woman.
Also, I do believe that anecdote does explain the new ditty going around the servant’s quarters.
Something to do with chocolate, bananas and a hairless cat I believe.
Ah, THAT one. Funny, I heard she’d been singing the one they taught us in training, about the proper care and usage of staffs…..complete with gestures…and that she was trying to get my father to help her act them out.
Speaking of which, do you know if they ever found her breastband? She liked that one - it had nice embroidery on it.
dear tumblr i'm not sorry love ink
*joins in the dancing*
You should see her on Holy Days....
[Zan is just so happy about her baby growing up and taking on a zumil and teaching her so well, okay? She’s really loving this blonde haired girl, too. She… oh! Blonde!]
Bill adapted well to our customs after awhile… Barry never quite did. That was fine, we gave him space. But their lovely friend Lucrezia, she adapted quite well! Such a lovely lady. You have hair like her’s too, beautiful and golden! Is it common in europa? Oh! Did she and Bill finally become proper consorts? Is she your mother? I haven’t seen her in years and years!
[She really doesn’t get why that’s a problem. Oh, Zan, sweetie no. Lu is not the same person she was back then.]
[…oh.
Zan, you might notice that she’s gone tense and is stepping away and oh, that’s not a very nice tone of voice now, is it?]
Yes. She was my mother.
[NO ZANTABRAXUS STOP THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL]
[*makes a frantic "For Ashtara's sake shut up" motion]
It's kind of a long, complicated, and painful story, Mother. Perhaps suited for another time.
[Like once Agatha's out of earshot. Right, time to smooth things over.]
So, speaking of family, Mother, how is everyone doing? How are the rest of my brothers and sisters and cousins? Noopta must be what, fifteen? Has she gone on her first solo hunt yet? And has Miranda married her girlfriend yet?
[Yes, Gil, you have more sibs than just Zeetha. And lots of cousins. And hey, changing the subject!]
I’d wear this, just need a good excuse.
Steampunk gauntlet/gloves By Skinz-N-Hydez
How about dealing with the electrified squid clanks? They look good, and would provide grounding.
Ah, Holy Days
Just over a day until a Holy Day.
To obtain:
Fifty liters of chocolate pudding (get from Mamma's, she has leftovers from wrestling night)
Jagerproof shackles AND something Jagerproof to secure them to (raid one of the labs? Ask Mamma?)
Incense
Lots of whipped cream, honey, and chocolate syrup (Castle kitchens)
Vanamonde, you're the seneschal, do you know where I can find three spatulas, an inflatable raft, a keg of mead, a large double boiler, and a fire extinguisher?
Oh, and don't expect to see me all day. And if you hear any weird noises, ignore them.
Agatha, I'm going to need the use of Maxim all day. And maybe part of the next. And he may need some time to recuperate afterwards. Can't celebrate Holy Days alone, after all! ^_^ *cha cha cha*
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Love Life Lesson #1
Just because you’re fairly sure the shackles are Jagerproof doesn’t mean the bed you attach them to will be. On a related note, Agatha, how much do I owe you for the damage to the bedframe? ….and the wall the bedframe was attached to? And the pipes in the wall the bedframe was…..um, well, point is it was an accident and I learned, okay? ^_^”
I’ve never seen you so distressed, Wulfenbach!
I take it neither of you have seen what happens alternate Tuesday's at Mamma's, then if you're shocked. *grins* You ought to drop by sometime. It makes some of the Skiff holy days look tame! *cha cha cha*
It was anonymous. I gave the same advice I’d’ve given to anyone. Now that I know that it’s -you-, Agatha…..let me tweak my advice a bit. I don’t think Gil and Tarvek are anywhere close to killing each other. And I think you might find them to be a bit more….flexible than you…
Telling them you love both of them gets everyone on an even playing field in terms of knowledge. Otherwise they’re left wondering if you love either of them, and that just leads to unnecessary stress.
And I doubt they will kill each other. Bet you a beer at Mamma’s…on second thought, bet you a coffee….I remember what happened that night you had some of the Countess’s homebrew.
Let me know how it goes, okay?
[meep.]
…come with me?
[SHE NEEDS THE MORAL SUPPORT OKAY JUST DO IT PLEASE]
Of course, Agatha! You know I'm always here for you, especially when it comes to matters of the heart.
