Ask Lord Voldemort

What’s your opinion on Grindelwald?

(CoS Tom) If your diary had anything written in it when Harry found it, what would he most likely have found inside?

Has Harry found this blog?

Have you ever read My Immortal? I highly recommend it, it’s an intellectually stimulating read.

Have you attempted to return to Earth as a ghost,my Lord?

Have you ever read the Evil Overlord’s list?

You've got pointy ears. You look like an elf.

Do you have tea party with all your horcruxes in the afterlife?

Why is the inside of your mouth blue?

Sauron is the better Dark Lord. Darquesse is even better. The Lich King however, surpasses them all.

My Lord, I wondered... where does Nagini sleep?

My lord, what’s your favourite animal?

You may bitch and moan about being played by Ralph Fiennes, but at least you didn't have to deal with Sherlock Holmes himself playing you like poor old Grinch does.

What do you eat? Did you even eat food for sustenance, or was your reconstructed body self sustaining such that nourishment was unnecessary. And if so, was there anything you ate simply for pleasure, and what was it?

What do you think of Kim Possible and her nemesis Drew Lipsky (aka Dr. Drakken?)

Who chose Delphi's name?

Don't you find Bellatrix' behaviour when she's near you a bit too creepy? First it was that "longing over the table" thing in Malfoy Manor, later she was panting over you in Forbidden Forest, when you were unconscious. And in front of countless Death Eaters, no less! It seems a little disturbing...