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They really thought that ONE, small container of syrup would SUFFICE for FOUR LARGE pancakes?!

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You. you are what I fear

But you shouldn’t! Some dead guy once said, “The only thing we have to fear, is Fear itself”.

… Unless you’re trying to tell me I am Fear Itself … it makes sense!

Hmmmm.

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Dear Readers,

You know, I can’t fathom WHY I would constantly be bombarded with inquiry after inquiry over the months about the day I happened to be born on, only for my post box to be completely silent on the day in question. It really is quite the mystery to me why others go on and on about how much joy I bring their lives, only to have not a single one of my supposed fans remember my existence on the day that’s supposed to celebrate it. Yes, we can all participate in the American day of recalling the Mad Hatter– a fictional character– but what of Jervis Tetch? No, let us forget HIM, shall we? He lives in his fantasy world, after all, I bet if we give the character focus we don’t have to pay any attention to the man behind the hat.

WELL, let it be known that I DO separate the persona from my identity. Jervis Tetch matters just as much as the Hatter does. And I completely understand when I’m not wanted, and know I should turn my attention elsewhere.

And on that note: I would like to send my gratitude to @askthescarecrow who happened to be not only the SINGLE person to remember my birthday, but who also happened to recall it upon waking. Thank you, Jonathan. I cherish you more and more as the days go by.

As for YOU lot… Don’t be surprised if I don’t show up for some time. I may have simply FORGOTTEN YOU EXIST.

With As Much Respect As One Can Muster, Jervis Tetch

#Fans are only loyal while you're entertaining them #I hope you've learned that now.

It has been fun, Gotham, but I believe my time is better spent on my studies. This, “blog” serves only as another meaningless distraction, one I cannot afford.

So this is goodbye, but don’t worry ... whether it be on the news or in your deepest, darkest nightmares,

you’ve not seen the last of the Scarecrow.

-- Jonathan Crane / The Scarecrow

[ Blog probably won’t be updated anymore, folks, I’m bored. Big thanks to those of you who stuck around and/or sent in questions, it was a fun ride.

-- Moonie ]

Okay, so this isn’t an ask for the Scarecrow, but for the Mun. What are you’re thoughts on the 3rd btas scarecrow design? I’m just sort of curious because I don’t see it brought up among btas fans.

[ It’s terrible, bro. Just terrible. Is it spooky? Yes. Does it resemble a scarecrow in the slightest? No. Did they take everything I liked about btas Jonathan Crane, from his design to his entire personality, and throw it out the window? They diiiid. ]

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How is it you keep your gloves so pointy?

The inner spraying mechanisms just so happen to give them that shape, it’s really quite visually pleasing, isn’t it?

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What do you have against crows? They ain’t don’t nothin’ to you.

Oh, if only that were true. Most animals are free game when it comes to cheap thrills, but I learned from a young age to avoid the ones smart enough to enact revenge.

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it might be easier to type if you didnt have such claws, sir

It’s really only my gloves which have claws.

But I appreciate your confidence in my abilities.

#Scarecrow Fearnotes

Doesn’t your fear toxin make people hallucinate of the thing they fear the most ... not necessarily you.

Of course. But if I’m near by, their hallucinations may transform me into the thing they fear. This doesn’t always occur, but it’s delightful when it does.

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Clowns are super scary. That’s why I fear the Joker more than you, Mr. Pointy Ears!

Yes, but what you don’t seem to comprehend, is that while under the effects of my toxin, I will be the thing that frightens you most.

#Subjects fearing the Joker above all else is rather common.#It was insulting at first #But I've grown to accept it. I am still the cause of their nightmares #whether it is me they see or not.#AND MY EARS ARE NOT POINTY #text

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Your pointy ears are adorable, that is all.

... My ears are pointy?

#Is this meant to be some sort of insult?#text

What if we just...ERASED fear from ourselves? Like it no longer exists?

Do you really want to know? It isn’t pretty. I’ve found a way to do just that, you know, a chemical that prevents the fear response from triggering.

The test results were ... fascinating.

Without fear, one becomes reckless. Walking into traffic, taking a leisurely stroll along the roof of a twenty story building, willingly walking into a pack of rabid dogs.

Fear controls us, yes. But it also, at its core, keeps us alive.

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Why do most of us fear sticking one limb off the bed? Or leaving their closet door open at night? Like, we all know there is no such thing as a “boogeyman”, monster, or ghost/spirit. Yet the fear is still there. Why?!

Ahhh, fear of the unknown, fear of the, what-if. Fears we all suffer from, as a species, some leftover primal instinct telling us to avoid the darkness, to be wary of what we cannot clearly perceive. Of being caught, unaware, by something deadly.

When it comes to Fear, your imagination is, most certainly, not on your side.

Scarecrow, you can turn positive gestures into feared ones. If someone hugs you, don’t try and struggle out. That will only feed their positive view of you. Instead take them by surprise and hug them back. After a while they’ll begin to squirm a bit, because their weirded out. Then they will squirm more aggressively because they’re fearing the worst. Then, whip out your syringe and watch them flip out. Pretend like they successfully squirmed out and watched them run like hell.

You appear to be under the impression I receive hugs on a daily basis. It’s only online I am threatened with unwanted affection, not once have I ever been assaulted in such a way, physically.

So I’m not worried in the slightest. Clearly, even my so-called “fans” fear me a great deal. That alone renders your insipid teasing over the internet, completely meaningless.

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Professor, are you excited about all the panic over de Bug Y2K? Do you think technology will colapse once we get to 2000?

I spoke about this briefly earlier this year, I believe.

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Hey Dr Crane, I was wondering if you had a go fund me account for spreading fear and terror?

It’s 1999, child, unfortunately this type of service won’t exist for some time yet.

I do, however, accept monetary donations through other means. Contact me privately, and we may be able to, set something up.

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Can we at least pay you to gas us?

Of course. My scaring services are occasionally for sale. They aren’t cheap, mind you, but I assure you the results are always worth my price.

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