Ask the Mad Hatter

Yes. 

It was an extraordinarily difficult period of adjustment. Imagine, if you will, you are completely and utterly obliterated, and it suddenly becomes your task and toil to pick your pieces up and fit them together again. Merely taking on a physical form took me years. 

Everything else, quite frankly, was an accident. I formerly used physical pistols instead of my spectral ones, until I chanced upon the latter in a train robbery gone wrong. I only discovered the power of flight when I leapt down a gorge to avoid the attentions of a witch, and of course it takes a great deal of concentration to keep my body from-- 

Just LOOK at this!

And these!

Cottagecore bunny set anyone?

And the most expensive teapot in the world is smol

Hmm.. not boater. What are your thoughts on a trilby? With your suits, you know, would simply suit you, aha.  I can’t help but also consider tweed. Newspaper cap style, perhaps?

I assume this has to do with the line of thought being explored yesterday, pertaining to Batman’s identity, and in response to this bold statement, I have a question: is your tin foil hat on too tight?

Bruce Wayne is not Batman. The last person to make such a claim was Dr Hugo Strange, claiming he had proof on video, and attempted to scam several other rogues out of a large sum of money for its purchase. Naturally, it turned out to be a scam.

Have you ever met Bruce Wayne? Have you ever considered his schedule as a CEO and majority shareholder, personally inspecting where he’s invested for quality control? He doesn’t have the time to relax, let alone sail around at night playing detective in a bat costume: the numbers just don’t lie.