The Host

What.

Hi!

Ok but do I go third person that often anymore?

No but it’s still vaguely annoying when I’m trying to give you a grocery list.

Maybe I don’t wanna go shopping.

Fine. I’ll shop but you’re explaining to Wilford why all his knives are missing or dull.

I have no explanation for that.

Neither do I. Also, Bim has left a pillow on top of the fridge so I think he’s coming back. That demon is so weird.

He's been staying with Alice so no worries.

That doesn’t answer why you’re sitting on top of the fridge.

I-I’m not sitting on the fridge.

Then one of your brothers is. I just know I saw a Host like shape in the dark and decided I didn’t need a snack.

Was it Bim?

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. Why is he a cat? And why is he in my apartment?

Sorry….

Just throw the bag of cereal into the living room and you can continue to be creepy on my fridge.

*throws cereal.* you want a bowl and milk?

*shrug* nah. There’s fruit in the fridge if you get hungry. I’m going to bed. I refuse to continue being awake.

Thanks…good night.

I'm glad to see you guys getting along.