Bim Trimmer

Happy birthday @asktherealbimtrimmer

Thank you alice!

Hey guys go send my intern some dumb memes! :D

Bim you are the worst to your interns I swear.

@asktherealdarkiplier, he’s nice I swear. But if I get sent memes I’m quitting. Hear that Bim? QUITTING!

Like you would quit.

I will go work with Steve I swear to God. No offense @salivettetheangel

You know I don’t like him!

Then don’t tell your followers to send me memes. Salivette sends me memes all day because of Warstache. Don’t add to my pain.

Would you really leave me to go work for him?

Ok but do I go third person that often anymore?

No but it’s still vaguely annoying when I’m trying to give you a grocery list.

Maybe I don’t wanna go shopping.

Fine. I’ll shop but you’re explaining to Wilford why all his knives are missing or dull.

I have no explanation for that.

Neither do I. Also, Bim has left a pillow on top of the fridge so I think he’s coming back. That demon is so weird.

He’s been staying with Alice so no worries.

She’s been screeching something about memes. All I did was show her funny cat pictures.

May have told my followers to send her memes.

Hey guys go send my intern some dumb memes! :D

That doesn’t answer why you’re sitting on top of the fridge.

I-I’m not sitting on the fridge.

Then one of your brothers is. I just know I saw a Host like shape in the dark and decided I didn’t need a snack.

Was it Bim?

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. Why is he a cat? And why is he in my apartment?

Sorry….

Just throw the bag of cereal into the living room and you can continue to be creepy on my fridge.

*throws cereal.* you want a bowl and milk?

*shrug* nah. There’s fruit in the fridge if you get hungry. I’m going to bed. I refuse to continue being awake.

Thanks...good night.