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And Sew It Goes

@asktheornamentalist

461 posts

asktheornamentalist

Aug 9, 2022

Hey skekekt can you take care this child for me pls.thanks

Eeugh! Why does it look like that?!

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Jan 12, 2022

Lord Ornamentalist, I bring more treasures from the human world.

The line of jewelers known as Cartier are considered among the most prestigious in our world. One of their more unique and colorful jewelry styles has earned the nickname “Tutti Frutti” – as Thra’s greatest expert on color and fashion, you may enjoy giving your opinion.

...I want to eat that.

I’ll resist, of course, it’s far too lovely to mistreat, but I want to eat that so very, very much.

asktheornamentalist

Dec 15, 2021

Lord Ornamentalist, a great admirer humbly offers you this necklace as a gift, in the hope it pleases you.

AHHHH! AGGGHHHHH!

Yes, oh yes! You're my new favorite...whatever you things are!

asktheornamentalist

Nov 27, 2021

What's your least favorite food?

Hmm [he scratches his head] Hmmmm idk I tried to eat something in the Ornamentalist's room once, it smelled good! But tasted awful.

asktheornamentalist

You’re lucky it wasn’t toxic. Plenty of things in my room are.

asktheornamentalist

Nov 23, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

@skekzeng I DONT FEEL YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTED TO MY PLAN. I HAVENT SEEN YOU GO INTO ANYONES DMS AND UNINTENTIONALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE SMACKED MY BUTT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VEHEMENTLY DENY IT? ANYWAY. TODAY I AM GOING TO START TRAINING U AS A SOLDIER

asktheornamentalist

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

skekzeng:

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

WAH! WHA! WHAT KIND OF ACCUSATION IS THAT? NO"! IT’S JUST PRETEND! MAKE IT SEXY ENOUGH TO MAKE THE EMPEROR CONCERNED I ,MIGHT BE

*Trying not to fidget* *Slightly uncomfortable expression that suggests the thoughts, such as it were, presently in their mind are not quite suitable for general audiences.*

@asktheornamentalist LOOK, LOOK AT HIM, JUST DO YOUR BEST THAT’S ALL I ASK

Alright, alright. Fine. I’ll make him something sturdy. A little flexible.

...That emphasizes the tail region.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

THAT'S FINE, AS LONG AS IT WORKS FOR TRAINING TOO

Many thanks, I very much depreciate any outfit the famed Ornamentalist would make me. ^_^

...

Dammit, Zeng.

I meant APPRECIATE.

asktheornamentalist

Of course it will work for training! Have I ever produced a piece that wasn’t functional in addition to beautiful?

And you’re very welcome.

#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog #skekzeng

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absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

Nov 22, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

asktheornamentalist:

oculi-mechanica:

why do I even bother.

Oh yes! Oh Thra, yes!

…What do you need me to do? Do I spit into a cup or offer you some hair? I’d just as soon keep my robes on, but if needs must…

I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT I DID BUT I THINK IT WOULD DAMAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP

We certainly can’t have that.

#SkekAyuk says he's perfectly okay with whatever this entails just so long as he gets to watch.#oculimechanica #absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

asktheornamentalist

Nov 22, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

@skekzeng I DONT FEEL YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTED TO MY PLAN. I HAVENT SEEN YOU GO INTO ANYONES DMS AND UNINTENTIONALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE SMACKED MY BUTT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VEHEMENTLY DENY IT? ANYWAY. TODAY I AM GOING TO START TRAINING U AS A SOLDIER

asktheornamentalist

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

skekzeng:

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

WAH! WHA! WHAT KIND OF ACCUSATION IS THAT? NO"! IT’S JUST PRETEND! MAKE IT SEXY ENOUGH TO MAKE THE EMPEROR CONCERNED I ,MIGHT BE

*Trying not to fidget* *Slightly uncomfortable expression that suggests the thoughts, such as it were, presently in their mind are not quite suitable for general audiences.*

@asktheornamentalist LOOK, LOOK AT HIM, JUST DO YOUR BEST THAT’S ALL I ASK

Alright, alright. Fine. I’ll make him something sturdy. A little flexible.

...That emphasizes the tail region.

#I'll take your word for it and omit the strategically placed gaps.#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog #skekzeng

asktheornamentalist

Nov 21, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

IF, HYPNOTICALLY SPEAKING, WE WERE TO FORM AN PRO-ABOMINATION ALLIANCE IN THE NAME PF GUF’S FUTURE SECURITY AND YOUR SUCCESSFUL BIRTHING OF A PLUMPY LUMPLING OF YOUR OWN MAKING, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET ME AN MY LITTLE SOLDIER SUPERIOR SOLDIERS RATIONS FROM THE GOURMAND @asktheornamentalist

asktheornamentalist

Plumpy lump…?

Never mind. Hypothetically speaking, yes, I think skekAyuk would be amenable to that idea.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

GOOD. GUF IS A GROWING BOY AND HE NEEDS TO GET STRONG. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START PRODUSCING A PERFECT SKEKLING FOR GUF THEN? YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME, SOI YOU SHOULD PROBABLOY PRODUCE SEVERAL

asktheornamentalist

Don’t look at me! I consulted the Scientist about it and was denied!

…Not that it mattered either way to me, of course. We’re speaking in hypotheticals and it was a hypothetical question.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

FINE. THEN I SUPPOSE- LIKE ALWAQYS IT IS UP TO ME.

@oculi-mechanica

DONT PANIC! IT’S JUST ME KICKING DOWN THE DOOR. OK. GIVE ME YOUR SCRAWNY NECK- MAKE THE ORNAMENTALIST A CREATURE. AN ABOMINATION. A LITTLE THINGY, YOU KNOW.. LIKE GUF

oculi-mechanica

You dont get to break into my lab whenever you please.

But fine. I’ll oblige.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

ITSD NOT MY FAULT YOUR RUDE SND YOU DONT INVITE ME IN ANYWAY- GOOD DECISION

oculi-mechanica

why do I even bother.

asktheornamentalist

Oh yes! Oh Thra, yes!

...What do you need me to do? Do I spit into a cup or offer you some hair? I’d just as soon keep my robes on, but if needs must...

#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog #oculimechanica

asktheornamentalist

Nov 21, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

@skekzeng I DONT FEEL YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTED TO MY PLAN. I HAVENT SEEN YOU GO INTO ANYONES DMS AND UNINTENTIONALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE SMACKED MY BUTT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VEHEMENTLY DENY IT? ANYWAY. TODAY I AM GOING TO START TRAINING U AS A SOLDIER

What in whose DMs now? O.o

My apologies, sir, understanding instructions and accomplishing tasks isn't my fortune. Er, my...fortitude.. *scowls in concentration* my forte!

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

OKAY WELL.. YOU GOT THERE I GUESS. ANYWAY. STRIP DOWN TO YOUR BASIC ROBES AND FOLLOW ME IM TAKING YOU TO @asktheornamentalist TO MAKE YOU A MILITARY OUTFIT. YOU'RE ENLISTED.

...strip... *Only realizes at the last second that the bottom layer is meant to stay on* Okay, off to the military! 8]

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

OK LETS GET YOU AN OUTFIT

*shuffling around eagerly* Awesome, great, can't wait, I will try to look like a professional since it's important to you, Mister Bludge--General, sir.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

YES YOU NEED TO LOK AT LEAST A BIT PRESENTABLE IF THE EMPEROR IS TO BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING HAS HAPPENED

asktheornamentalist

Oh Thra, what am I being roped into now?

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

I NEED YOU TO DESIGN ZANG A MILITARY UNIFORM, SOMETHING THAT SHOWS HE'S IN TRAINING AND THAT HE CAN WRESTLE IN.... BUT IS ALSO... A BIT SEXY

=)

Condolences in advance, Lord Ornamentalist.

Oh. Crap. THANKS. That's what I meant, I meant thanks in advance.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

NO ITS OK YOU WERE RIGHT

asktheornamentalist

...Right.

You’re going to have to be more frank with me on this, General, because the type of materials I’ll be using depends on it. Are you going to be coupling with this young Skeksis?

#skekzeng #absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

asktheornamentalist

Nov 19, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

@skekzeng I DONT FEEL YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTED TO MY PLAN. I HAVENT SEEN YOU GO INTO ANYONES DMS AND UNINTENTIONALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE SMACKED MY BUTT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VEHEMENTLY DENY IT? ANYWAY. TODAY I AM GOING TO START TRAINING U AS A SOLDIER

What in whose DMs now? O.o

My apologies, sir, understanding instructions and accomplishing tasks isn't my fortune. Er, my...fortitude.. *scowls in concentration* my forte!

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

OKAY WELL.. YOU GOT THERE I GUESS. ANYWAY. STRIP DOWN TO YOUR BASIC ROBES AND FOLLOW ME IM TAKING YOU TO @asktheornamentalist TO MAKE YOU A MILITARY OUTFIT. YOU'RE ENLISTED.

...strip... *Only realizes at the last second that the bottom layer is meant to stay on* Okay, off to the military! 8]

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

OK LETS GET YOU AN OUTFIT

*shuffling around eagerly* Awesome, great, can't wait, I will try to look like a professional since it's important to you, Mister Bludge--General, sir.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

YES YOU NEED TO LOK AT LEAST A BIT PRESENTABLE IF THE EMPEROR IS TO BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING HAS HAPPENED

asktheornamentalist

Oh Thra, what am I being roped into now?

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asktheornamentalist

Nov 16, 2021

What in the name of all that’s good and true have I returned to?

asktheornamentalist

Oct 17, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

IF, HYPNOTICALLY SPEAKING, WE WERE TO FORM AN PRO-ABOMINATION ALLIANCE IN THE NAME PF GUF’S FUTURE SECURITY AND YOUR SUCCESSFUL BIRTHING OF A PLUMPY LUMPLING OF YOUR OWN MAKING, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET ME AN MY LITTLE SOLDIER SUPERIOR SOLDIERS RATIONS FROM THE GOURMAND @asktheornamentalist

asktheornamentalist

Plumpy lump…?

Never mind. Hypothetically speaking, yes, I think skekAyuk would be amenable to that idea.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

GOOD. GUF IS A GROWING BOY AND HE NEEDS TO GET STRONG. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START PRODUSCING A PERFECT SKEKLING FOR GUF THEN? YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME, SOI YOU SHOULD PROBABLOY PRODUCE SEVERAL

asktheornamentalist

Don’t look at me! I consulted the Scientist about it and was denied!

...Not that it mattered either way to me, of course. We’re speaking in hypotheticals and it was a hypothetical question.

#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

asktheornamentalist

Oct 14, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

IF, HYPNOTICALLY SPEAKING, WE WERE TO FORM AN PRO-ABOMINATION ALLIANCE IN THE NAME PF GUF’S FUTURE SECURITY AND YOUR SUCCESSFUL BIRTHING OF A PLUMPY LUMPLING OF YOUR OWN MAKING, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET ME AN MY LITTLE SOLDIER SUPERIOR SOLDIERS RATIONS FROM THE GOURMAND @asktheornamentalist

asktheornamentalist

Plumpy lump...?

Never mind. Hypothetically speaking, yes, I think skekAyuk would be amenable to that idea.

#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

asktheornamentalist

Oct 5, 2021

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

STOP TRYING TO BULLY THE EMPERR INTO DOING THINFGS! HE IS EMPEROR! HE DOES AS HE WISHES!

sophisticatedscholar

May I bully you instead?

asktheornamentalist

Let’s all bully the General instead!

asktheornamentalist

Oct 5, 2021

invariablyandundeniablyemperor

Ok, so you have two choices. Either you tell everyone that you're in love with skekVar, or i push you down the fire shaft beneath the crystal and tell everyone you are weakened terribly by the darkening and that it would have killed you if i didn't. Choose carefully.

Are you ill? Are you diseased? You speak as someone with a sickness.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

MAYBE YOU COULD JUST SAY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME TO PUT THEM OFF... LIKE AS A TRICK. LIKE A DECEPTION...?

sophisticatedscholar

@asktheornamentalist @the-insatiable-lach @gourmand-ramsey Get in here

Yes, it will be.

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

GO AWEAY IDIOTS, PEANUT BRIGADE THE IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION

asktheornamentalist

Oh, yes! Oh yes!

I’ll tell skekAyuk to make snacks. It’s been far too long since we’ve had a properly juicy disaster.

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thornbush-full-of-roses-deactiv

Sep 10, 2021

Pale Pink Tulle Gown with Hand-Embroidered Pink Flowers with Silver Metallic Thread, Sequins, and Rhinestones

🌹 by Balenciaga, 1958

asktheornamentalist

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

Sep 9, 2021

asktheornamentalist

I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A LOIT FO HARNESSES BECAUSE THAT STOUTLING IS GOING TO GAIN LIKE TWO POUNDS A DAY

Oh, that's perfectly fine. I'm sure if the other Lords simply wish hard enough, their ripped articles of clothing will mend themselves.

asktheornamentalist

absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog:

SKEKEKT I HAVE NEVER KOWN YOU TO BE SO LAZY! HOW WILL GUF KEEP UP WITH THE FASHIONS IF HIS PET DOESNT REFLECT THEM? THIS SHOULD HE YOUR PRIMARY FOCUS!

Guf seems perfectly content wearing nothing more than a loincloth and the pervading scent of cabbage.

#absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog

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