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@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

Yeah! :D [Guf holds his arm out straight in front of him, bends the elbow so his hand points directly upwards, then looks up at Var proudly] Come eat some food with me :D [When they reach the table he pulls out one of the chairs, like he was told to do, then bolts to the other seat, climbs onto the chair, then grabs a handful of food and promptly shoves it into his mouth]

CLOSE ENOUGH- WAIYT WAIT WAIT!

Wait..? [Guf asks as he shovels another handful of food into his already full mouth]

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

Yeah! :D [Guf holds his arm out straight in front of him, bends the elbow so his hand points directly upwards, then looks up at Var proudly] Come eat some food with me :D [When they reach the table he pulls out one of the chairs, like he was told to do, then bolts to the other seat, climbs onto the chair, then grabs a handful of food and promptly shoves it into his mouth]

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

@skekguf HEY SON, CAN I BORROW YOUR UGLY RAT CLOWN THAT I GAVE YOU?

Yeah! :D Just don’t take Beancake, I love Beancake ;o; [Beancake stares menacingly]

@skekguf SO... HOW OLD ARE YOU

Umm, uhh, I think.. I’m........ [holds up all 6 fingers] twelve!! :D

OK. DO YOU WANT A SWORD THEN? TWELVE IS A GOOD AGE FOR A SWORD...?

Yeah! Yeah!! :D

EXCELLENT! TAKE THIS DAGGER! THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER WHEN RUNJING WITH A DAGGER IS ALWAYS TO KEEP THE POINTY PART FACING OUTWARD AND KEEP A FIRM GRIP OF THE HILT. YOU DONT WANT TO DROP IT OR TO HAVE IT TWIST IN YOUR HAND TOWARDS YOU. IF YOU CAN OPRIOVE YOURSELF RESPONSIBLE WITH THIS DAGGER THEN I WILL HAVE YOU WOUR OWN SWORD MADE. THIS DAGGER IS IN A SHEATH SO I TRUST YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DO TOO MUCH HARM WOITH IT.

[a deep concentrated look comes across his face as he stares at the dagger] Ok! Can we practise with them? How about stabbing some gross vegetables? :D

@skekguf SO... HOW OLD ARE YOU

Umm, uhh, I think.. I’m........ [holds up all 6 fingers] twelve!! :D

OK. DO YOU WANT A SWORD THEN? TWELVE IS A GOOD AGE FOR A SWORD...?

Yeah! Yeah!! :D

@skekguf SO... HOW OLD ARE YOU

Umm, uhh, I think.. I’m........ [holds up all 6 fingers] twelve!! :D

[ooc - thank you for drawing Guf! Love the fact it’s specifically him eating things off of the floor lmao XD]