Ask the Librarians

"I hereby proclaim this day Patchouli Thursday; all questions sent in on this day will be answered by me, Patchouli, instead of Koakuma."

"Sadly, useful technology like that rarely makes its way into Gensokyo. When it does, however, I usually try to claim it for myself if possible. I've also taken one to the kappas to see if they could recreate one, but I've gotten no word back on it."

“Seriously speaking though, I do consider Koakuma a very close friend of mine, as exhausting her presence is. She can be loud and annoying, but at the end of the day she is a very reliable worker and good company.”

“Ow, ow, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!! I won’t ask again, so please let go of my wings...;”

“Definitely not willingly.”

“In other words, I didn’t actually want her”

“BEST. FRIENDS.”

“Well, you see...the biggest book is one from the outside world, actually. It’s called The Subspace Emissary’s World Conquest. We’re not really sure what it’s about, nor have I read it, but apparently it’s based off something called a video game from the outside world. It’s supposedly the longest piece of literature in any language, ever.”

“Well... I don’t know, but... I’m very sure it’s not supposed to be moving, right...? I just wanted some lunch...”

“Yeah, no, no memes for you.”

“Not really, if you ask me.”

“See, we’re all happy to have you! So, fire away and enjoy your stay!”