Yeet

they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

lots of doctor worms here tonight i see

meant to say doctor worm fans. i guess we can all be doctor worm. good morning how are you we’re doctor worm

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

What did he do

it

his legs are ombre

I’m gonna die

THE SOCK TAN

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

@thebibliosphere

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

No I think your brain is working perfectly. 😂😍

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

rebloggan 4 links

Wow! At some of the banned books! Insane!

Reblogging for those links.

I’m keeping this, that’s amazing

I still need to do that

Why In the actual fuck is call of the wild banned it was a great book! I love it

???? we had to read so many of these books back in 2010-

I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.