[This blog takes place after the events of the Rapper Failboat arc during the Failboat ACNH lore, as a sort of strange epilogue featuring the Collision Crew. And if you don't know what any of that even means, please. Save yourself. Turn back. It's not too late.]
[...anyways, to anybody who does know what a Failboat ACNH lore is, enjoy the brainrot ig. More info under the cut.]
THE CREW:
RAPPER FAILBOAT - Leader of the Collision Crew™ and the resident issue-haver thanks to author bias and a whole lot of bad improv. He can, in fact, rap.
WINCAR - A surprisingly vocal iteration of Failboat's emo twin brother. He secretly binge watched all of Sonic Boom within 2 days.
MUTANT CREEPER - The creeper who got to be isolated from society for over a decade. He now has no idea how to use emotions, thanks a lot Failboat.
PIXELBOAT - The caffinated, animated, redstone innovator who will murder Floop (the Failboat channel mascot who REPLACED HIM) one day, probably.
SHARC-CHAN - Local pessimistic shark who actually has an emotional and deep backstory behind that annoyed facade. source: trust me bro
BEAMY - Yes that's the guy from the Beam Attack meme. Somebody dropkick him already.
...Also FAILWHALE is here too. Throw rocks at him while he's still somehow connected to the blog.
RULES:
There WILL be occasional swearing, badly written angst, and maybe even a bit of blood. You have been warned!
Don't be actually rude and spam the ask box or attempt to bully anybody (unless it's Failwhale, then go right ahead). In fact, be silly instead :>
NO NSFW OR DEPICTIONS OF GORE. Don't think that anybody here would like to see those types of things!
boring, bye
TAGS:
[Ask the Hover Base! 🌤] - The tags used for all asks, plus some important posts (which will be indicated as not an ask).
[Shenanigans in the Hover Base 💥] - Used for silly/in-character moments that aren't asks.
[Hover Base Lore 👁️] - Experimental lore stuff (a.k.a. cringe).
[Rapper Failboat crashes out 📣] - he does it a lot and will do it again okay????
there'll be a cross-blog interactions tag soon. prolly
MOD INFO:
hey uh it's @funthirtythreethirty and this blog was supposed to be a shitpost taken seriously I think but then it got complicated and now I'm trying to actually make it actually legible again. so uhh yeah.
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Well, it's been an honor. Thank you all for caring about us, even if that only extends to our canon counterparts. Even if Wincar isn't added, being remembered is as "Living the Dream" as I think our lives can possibly get, anyways.
HELLO MY WONDERFUL TUMBLR FOLLOWERS!! I have a small request for you all: RIG THE VOTES!! VOTE 5:00 EST!!!! I can watch the stream at any time, but my friends can’t cuz of their timezones, and we wanna miss as little of this stream as possible!!
I'll be streaming Tomodachi Life on Wednesday the 15th. BUT. When should I start my stream?
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Take some more content for the 14th Anniversary of Legacy of the Scythe!!
Here is a ref-sheet for a failboat character concept that I made, heavily inspired by these two posts :D
More yapping under the cut:
His name is Midplane404, he is the third scythe brother from an alternate universe, aaaand I've already said too much. I've been thinking about him for a while and eventually came up with some (and by some I mean a lot) of lore for him.
I plan on making a comic and/or ask blog in the future to tell the story I've come up with!!
Side note: Sorry if I get any of the lore wrong, I'm pretty new to the failboat fandom so feel free to correct me on anything that I get wrong, don't know, or misinterpret.
Side note #2: this is somewhat of an au, so it might not align exactly to the canon failboat lore timeline
Welp, I hope you guys like him, and look forward to seeing more of him in the future!
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wait if she’s here to visit can we talk to her for a bit?
hiiiiiiiiiiii moom mom hiiiiiiiiii!
.....
Uh... not what I'm called? I think you've got the wrong guy...
[Meanwhile, in an apartment on a familiar server, a tall lady wearing purple galaxy-themed pajamas is whipping up some french toast for herself. She also seems to have a moon-shaped halo abover her head.]
Hm? Who-
[She turns around and (somehow) immediately knows what's up.]
Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there. Hello! And, um, you can just address me as Mona. Moom Mom is a... work nickname.
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[Failwhale says absolutely nothing until an individual sporting two pairs of sunglasses and a white coat randomly walks in and notices him.]
WELL IF IT ISN'T THE MAD SCIENTIST HIMSELF, GRIFFIN FAILWHALE! How'd you of all people get in here? I was really sure you were planning on living for way longer....
Who the hell are you?
Oh, right, you missed the glowup.
[He mockingly reaches out his hand for a handshake, fully aware that Failwhale's wrists are chained to the ground.]
Dancer Failboat, at your service.
...you're. what.
And I just wanted to say, isn't it funny how you did the whole "offing me for my passion" thing, and yet Rapper also couldn't be perfect for your standards? Which are completely fucked, by the way? Seriously man, you wasted the potential of, like, 4 other guys as well too... wowwwww...
You... You are absolutely repulsive. I demand that you leave at once.
Right back at ya, bud. And I'm not leaving just yet- in fact, there's been something that I've been waiting to do if I ever saw you again.
[Dancer Failboat backs up and... starts hitting the gritty.]
No. NO. DO NOT. I WILL- NO- STOP-
[Failwhale is powerless to stop him because, again, the chains. So he just sits there helplessly, as this goes on for several long hours.]