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--------    in light of tumblr’s ongoing ISSUES with their activity reporting, i think we roleplayers need to develop a SYSTEM to help prevent us from missing VITAL INTERACTIONS with our partners. i’m proposing that we make a post with just a “✨.” this will be your ACTIVITY POST. when one of your partners posts an interaction for you, they can either LIKE the post to let you know or post the LINK to it directly in the replies. as long as you remember to reblog and check the activity post, it should serve as a PRETTY RELIABLE temporary fix. and, HOPEFULLY, tumblr gets its shit together sooner rather than later.

i received this anon & i just want to make a point. 

this is an excellent resource for muns of fantasy, sci-fi, and horror muses who want some new and unique creatures/places/objects to encounter. 

- That's an endangered species. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it? -  Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern. - Interesting specimen ...  - They say you’ve got the crazy eye!  -  Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? - Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man. - Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins. - Oh, shit! Swamp leeches! - Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off! - Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal? - This is an adventure. - Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk - In 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. - Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me. - We made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music. - Don't you think the public perception of your work has significantly altered in the last five years? - That's your first question? I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece. - Is it true that this is going to be your last voyage? - I thought aspects of it seemed slightly fake. - I think you're a fake. I think you're a phony. - I would’ve named you “Kingsley” if I had a say in it. - Are those assholes talking about me? - People say that when someone says something like that, it's because they're jealous. But it still hurts. It hurts bad. - That man was damn rude. He can go straight to hell. - Let’s go to my island. - Your cat’s dead. A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.  - She’s a rich bitch, you know. She was raised by maids.  - I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite. - I'm part gay. - Please don't make fun of me. I just wanted to flirt with you. - Are those hijackers? - Nobody picked me up at the effin’ airport! - I'm sick of being on "B" squad. - You might be on "B" Squad, But you're the "B" Squad leader. - I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one. - I'm going to have to start locking my effing door. - They made soup out of my research turtles. - You know I'm not good at apologizing, so I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you. - You never say, "I'm gonna fight you." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him. -Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question? - If you ever touch me again, I will kick your goddamned teeth out. - That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle! - That's it. I'm retired. - I'm so pissed I wanna spit! - Are you finding what you were looking for out here with me?  - I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball. - Don't be nice to [name,] s/he's my nemesis. - Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots! - We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac. - Fuck! They wired it! Go downstairs and get me cable snippers. - If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. - I'll order you a red hat and a bikini. - I'll order you a red cap and a speedo. - I need to find a baby for this father. - You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven? - I'll fight it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite? - Obviously people are going to think I'm a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought... that's me. - I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that. - This is probably my son.  - I said get your ass the hell off of my boat! - Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass. - One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor. - By the way, who knocked up the journalist? - Next time you have a brilliant idea, whisper it to me first. Otherwise I look sort of like a Day-Dream-Johnny, you know? - We're a dying breed. - You strike me as a very special boy.  - Thank you very much for naming your bug after me.  - I know I haven't been my best this past decade. - Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm. - We got about 25-30 minutes before the Coast Guard gets here to arrest us. - Give me that camera. I'm gonna smash it over your head. - I'm sorry I never acknowledged your existence all those years. - Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me. - You let him change your name?! - Do you think [name] and I have a family resemblance?  - We fuckin' stole it, man - I was sort of terrified about having this baby. And right now I'm not really scared of anything. Maybe it's my hormones. - I’m sorry that you think my red hat is - what’s the word you used? - “contrived.”  - You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life. - Apparently some crooked fuckers broke into my [place] yesterday. - Do you know that you just charted us on a course through unprotected waters? - I think you’ll make a very good single mother. 

----------   please be patient. it can take quite a bit of time to properly create a Sim.