A Danganronpa College Crack AU Ask Blog

"U-Um... I'm doing okay! I'm doing great!" Chihiro eagerly answers."OUR SON IS PROGRESSING! HE'S-- HE'S GONNA BE AN ADULT SOON!" Ishimaru cries. He then proceeds to run into the toilet and cry like the dramatic mother he is.

"...How disgusting." Izuru crinkles his nose in disgust. "Your use of makeup in order to rectify your big bushy brows into squiggles is absolutely disgusting. Get out of here. There is no place for an individual such as yourself, void of logic."

"Ahaha, I mean..." Amami sheepishly laughed. "...Maybe not.""...Oh my." Shinguji hummed. "This isn't the school now, is it?""Nyahaha, praise Atua!! Our wishes have been granted! Does this prove the existence of Atua to you now, Shinguji?" Angie hummed as she swayed from side to side. "Does it? Does it?""Well, whatever this place is... I feel pretty at home! I can see that there are others who hate degenerate males as much as me! Stupid degenerate males! I'm totally not a cutboard cutout of Tumblr SJWs!" Tenko yelled out, before pausing. "...Huh, what did I just say? What's a Tumblr SJW anyways?""...In any case, it appears that we are stuck within this blue space. While we're at it--""HEY FUCKFACES WHO WANTS TO SEE A TRICK""Oh no."

And wow I am not disappointed

((Last Prize Izuru is the most beautiful thing in existence,and you can't tell me otherwise.))

If ya'll wondered what I was doing during the past four months...

“Man,is your personality flatter than Monaca’s chest or something? Oh wait,it is,Miss I-Don’t-Appear-Until-Endgame-And-Have-No-Character-Development.” Komaeda clicked his tongue angrily.

"No,but Hinata is a meme." Nanami pointed to Hinata with her thumb as music began to play.The camera pans in to Hinata as his face slowly morphs into one of--TO BE CONTINUED ->

"You are wrong,anon. Because it was I," Komaeda pauses for a moment.Hinat stares at him in anticipation.Nanami waits patiently."Dora the Explorer."

(( @koishis I mean...I /GUESS/ I'm not surprised about that. The same thing happened when I tried to theorise the DR3 deaths,and I got all but two or three wrong; Gekkogahara was dead from the start,Mitarai made it and Asahina was "dead" at the time so I presumed that she'd stay dead. I mean,when you think about it logically,it has to be characters who would make sense in the narrative,right? So obviously muscular characters with big hearts will die in the series no matter what (Sakura,Nekomaru,Great Gozu,Bandai,and I'm guessing Bug Boy). All white haired characters in the series always die and none have survived (Sakura,Peko,Komaeda,and probs Angie/Artist Girl) EXCEPT for Munakata,but he was originally planned to die anyways so... Yeah. Any character who has the ability to grab the fandom's/Tumblr's attention WILL die (Fujisaki,Nanami,Komaeda,Seiko etc). So obviously Ouma/Amami are out since they're the most popular next to Saihara and Kaede. The only exception to this rule is Mitarai,but he tried to fuck up the world near the end,so yeah. And then,any character who has a darker skin tone will survive for the sake of representation; however,Angie already has an arts-related talent,which as we all know,has a lot of dead people involved already (Sayaka,Yamada,Koizumi,Ibuki,Hiyoko,etc etc). The only exception to this rule is Fukawa,who specialises in literature,which is...well,not a visual art. But everybody else IS specialised in a visual art. Plus,since Angie has white hair,she's PROBABLY going to die,as much as I'd hate it. We'll still have Kiibo for robo-representation though. Anyone who seems suspicious at first glance (Komaeda,Gundham and Celestia) will eventually die,so Amami is already dead for now,as well as our folklorist and POSSIBLY Saihara. And now,anybody dank enough to be a meme on tumblr has a 50/50 chance of survival. If they match any criteria above AND they're a popular meme,then they're dead (Komaeda). If they don't meet the criterias above but are still a dank meme,they're most likely to survive (Hinata). Well,that's how I analysed the DR3 characters,really. I just watch for Tumblr's reaction and then I look at their appearances.))

((alsO,,,AS YA'LL KNOW I GO IN AND OUT OF HIATUS ON THIS BLOG A WHOLE LOT SO THERE'S THAT I'M ALSO IN MY SECOND FINAL YEAR?? AND I'M AFRAID OF FAILING MY NATIONALS SO THIS BLOG WILL PROBABLY REMAIN IN THE IN-OUT-HIATUS STATE THAT IT HAS BEEN FOR QUITE AWHILE NO NDRV3 SPOILERS ON THIS BLOG UNTIL THE ENGLISH RELEASE BC I KNOW YA'LL ARE PICKY ON THAT SHIT,,,I JUST WATCHED VIDYA'S NDRV3 STREAM SO YEA I'M GOOD ENOUGH TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS IF YA'LL WANNA TALK ABOUT NDRV3 SHIT OR HOW NAEGI SHOULD GET TOGAMI'S D I C K OR ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN FEEL FREE TO PM ME,,,ALTHOUGH NOW I USE OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA MORE SO I'LL PROBS PM YOU MINE IF WE TALK LONG ENOUGH seE YALL LATER))

((I FORGOT TO POST MY SURVIVOR/VICTIM/MASTERMIND THEORY LIST SHIT BUT HERE IT IS Personally feel like Tsumugi is another Nanami/Mitarai bait; they drag you in using something that's generally loved by the danganronpa audience (SHSL Gamer,SHSL Cosplayer,SHSL Animator) and they end up not surviving/doing the unexpected at the end (gets killed for murder,probably traitor/mastermind,releases a hope video to brainwash the entire world etc) I also know my precious Tennis Man™ is gonna die bc the weird designs always die fast so :c Honestly out of everyone I want Tennis Man™,Artist Chick,Iruma,Magician Girl,Tsumugi and Kiibo to survive. Everyone else can go fuck themselves-- Also just realised I forgot to put Iruma's name on the list shit ALSO IF TSUMUGI IS THE ACTUAL TRAITOR/MASTERMIND OR SHE SURVIVES THE ENTIRE GAME I'M GONNA FUCKING CELEBRATE AND LIKE,,,I DON'T KNOW FUCK A TSUMUGI BODY PILLOW OR SOMETHING WITH MY NONEXISTENT DICK----))