Team Bamuus, to the rescue!

[sudden phone swipe]

Hey all, it's the other pokémon— AND OUR COOL LEADER!

...yes Verb, that would be me. As I was saying...

I'm Millie. I'm what Pokémon call a "human-turned-pokémon". Quite the phenomenon, I know. Anywhoooo....

[whisper] Pssst Milliiiieeeee...….!

I– What is it, Verb?

Hi :D

Veeeeeerb...let's save the chit-chat for later! We got pleeenty of time. We have a blog to run and Pokemon to rescue!

[harsh whisper] ...And kick butt.

Alright! Can I have a snack first though?

...Alright, fine. Oran Berry?

Obviously!!! There's nothing better!

I suppose so...let's get to work, then!

Uhhhh I think it's Tuesday?

Y-Yes but to us humans this day is special!

Really!? What day is it Millie?? Is it some kinda holiday??

You could say thaaaaaaat! It's a day you and I can especially celebrate!

It's....uhh....Eevee and Totodile day..?

[facepalm] No...but you're close, I guess...

Is it...oh no is it your birthday already?!?! I don't even have a gift ready!

Verb it's not until the winter months—today isn't my birthday. Today is Mystery Dungeon Day!

Mystery Dungeon Day? I never heard of that, but I bet it's a fun day! What should we do today to celebrate?

It's a day that humans made up to celebrate— nevermind that, it's fourth-wall-breaking! Anyways, what about that one time I came back? Betcha never expected that!

Oh! I remember that day! I was so happy I couldn't contain myself, I just could stop from hugging you either! Sorry if it was a little tight though...oh yeah! So is today a celebration of when you came back?

[She smiles] Yes, That day was wonderful! I can't stop thinking about our hug! (And how much I want more of it) and how much I had missed you! [She stops at his question, giving it thought before she soon responded] Nope! It's OUR day!

Our day! Our day!!! I'm happy to celebrate this day with you Millie! No day like it can be as fun without my best friend!

[blushing] Yeah, Verb. I can't wait to celebrate today with you, and tomorrow, and the next day. We will celebrate and cherish this friendship for forever.

Happy Mystery Dungeon Day!

Dating? Hey Millie what's dating?

E-EHHHH—?! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT DATING IS YOU BUFFOON–

I never heard of it before!! You're the one from the human world! Look at the ask!

[shows phone screen]

[Millie looks at the phone. Silence.]

W-What the hell kinda question even is this?! [Millie is slightly blushing]

It's a question asking if we're dating, so what does dating mean Millie? Is that what we're doing?

[she glares at the naive Totodile before swallowing]

Look, I don't know what anon wants to know about our personal life, but we are NOT dating. Dating is when two Pokemon are in love. We are simply close. So no, anon, we are NOT "dating". [Millie slightly winces]

Yeah we're close! We're the bestest friends ever!! And if Millie says it, we are not doing this dating stuff, whatever it means anyways!

Y-Yeah-! Now..mind your business!!

We had help from so many friends that I can't even count them all on my hands AND my feet! Alakazam helped us a lot though back in the past, but we helped him right back when he was in trouble! Remember how cool he was when he stopped Ninetails, Millie?

Stopped Ninetails? Wasn't he trying to turn us into dust with his rescue team and Ninetails prove to him I wasn't the bad human or whatever?

Oh! I must have mixed it up, it was a long time since that happened though! At least he had faith and let us run instead of trying to capture us immediately right?

That's true...I'll give him that...and he did help us stop the destruction of Pokémon-kind..still, though. I'm still not over being framed– [pout]

Yeah, it was scary when that happened...but they were wrong then and everyone apologized now! Well almost everybody other than those guys, but who cares about them saying sorry!

...Oh yeah..Can't be helped, I suppose.

Its so funny and we get to meet so many new Pokemon and new friends all at the same time! It feels great helping so many others in need, especially getting to see their happy faces after the rescue is over! I can't remember anything REALLY huge going on recently, what about you Millie?

Man, already an ask? I guess it's thing wasn't TOO bad of an idea—

Well, uh, other than the star falling and having to flirt fight Rayquaza to stop the damnation of all Pokémon and then almost forcefully leaving you by the hands of gardevoir, not much. The missions have been going smoothly–day in and day out we work tirelessly to bring smiles to our fellow Pokémon. Right, Verb?

Oh yeah! I sorta forgot that whole thing with the falling star and you almost disappearing forever...it was all sorta a blur when I look back at it. The missions definitely have been going well though! It's awesome to rescue pokemon, but it's way more fun when it's with you!

V-Verb...That's so sweet...You seriously are makin' me flustered in front of our asker >////< you're literally an angel–