Let me tell you somethin about Night Vale..

What fresh hell is this? I’m gone a day or two dealing with family, and I come back to this. What the hell did I miss?

I feel uncomfortable

well this threw me the fuck off

askstevecarlsburg started following you

Steve crossed his arms and stared at this new girl with confused eyes. “What on earth are you saying?”

Andie rolled her eyes, “You seem upset, what is bothering you. Honestly, it’s like no one in this town has picked up any 18th literature.”

Steve chuckled slightly "Yes because that's what I would love to spend my life doing, speaking with words that no one has used in ages. You should expect that most people don't speak that way. And nothings wrong. It's just this whole town and the people that live here."

Steve sighed “Is that seriously all I’m known for around here? But yes, I am the fellow with the scones”

"Well, Don’t you seem put-upon. What bee’s in your bonnet dear?"

Steve crossed his arms and stared at this new girl with confused eyes. "What on earth are you saying?"

Steve sighed "Is that seriously all I'm known for around here? But yes, I am the fellow with the scones"

Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.