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@asksomestriders
JohnDave Week Day 2: Favorite AU
the Happy Endings series fucks me up. Joe and Dave S fuck me up.
it was super hard to pick one au to draw for day two? but hoooly shit all iterations of alpha johndaves need all the love so i ended up settling on these two beautifully written life ruiners
OOC TGP: DYING OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE AAAHHHH LOOKIT THEIR FACES AND THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS *totally uncool flailing*
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@asksomestriders has an awesome au and a hot piece of egbert ass i decided to draw
TGP: OMG HOW DID WE MISS THIS Joe looks so good! (mega hot, wow, time to crank up the air conditioning) ALSO LOOK AT THAT SMUG LOOK IN THE MIDDLE. You draw him so well!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DYING. I LOVE IT.
Loxie: HOLY SHIT. SHOLY HIT!!!!!!!!! IMMEDIATE STAMP OF APPROVAL PUT THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS ON THE BLOG IMMEDIATELY WHAT THE FUCK. TAKE ME TO THE CHURCH.
((Reblogging over here because time to share the love!!)
DAVE JUST... DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTION IN YOUR SLURRY STAINED THINKSPONGE ABOUT WHAT YOUR INCESSANT BLACKFLIRTING AND TEASING IS DOING TO GAMZEE? THIS IS YOUR FINAL NOTICE TO EITHER PUT 15 OF YOUR HUMAN LAWNRINGS BETWEEN YOURSELF AND MY MOIRAIL'S SPADE, OR FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL DO IT FOR YOU. IF I HAVE TO STEP IN ONE MORE TIME I /WILL/ TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS AND YES. YES THAT DOES MEAN I'LL BE MATCHMAKING. FUCKING TRY TO STOP ME.
TG: yo clownfaceTG: tell your cuddlefuck to back offTG: i am so not putting down the gray vibes hes throwingTC: wHaT?TG: seriously like go make him simmer the fuck down before he flips on you or somethingTG: youre useless enough even with him around i do not want to see the bullshit youd get up to without
TC: what
TC: MOTHER FUCKING WHAT
Dove, are you okay? Not to diss your harsh Stricred, but you look like shit. You been getting enough Z's? Been eating enough?
ANON - “I’m deeply worried about Dove. You look like you got hit by the Bad Times Truck, man. Here, I got you a pack of cider donuts. Feel better, featherbutt.”
i got sick for a little while but im fine now
hal and bro have been fucking insufferable though
its like they think im gonna drop right off or something
the donuts were good though thanks
So do the fast food places that don't blacklist you have particularly resilient delivery boys they send your way or do you scare them all off?
The pizzahut guys are weak sauce but we’ve had the same Dominos chick for years.
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what race are the egberts? they look kinda asian
Ei, Strideer. Did you know that Dave S is a page??
So Daaaaaavid. Has Joe tried to "prove he's an adult" to you yet *wink wink, nudge nudge* ;)
uh maybe
(big version)
So dave what do you do when John comes over? And does dove ever butt in?
we usually go to johns houseit gets a little weird around here
Kanaya<>?? Jake<>???? (because I'm p sure he may need someone to jam with)
We Are Not Official Moirails But Find It Beneficial To Talk About Problems To One Another In Lieu Of Having One Near Byaradiia come2 by 2ometime2 and 2he2 okay wiith iit
:33 < *ac's pawnders who her hunting companion thinks he’s talking to but he does this to efurryone so she doesn’t worry!*
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Joe are you suuuure those are all your sweet tats? Maybe Dave (S, as if that needed specifying) should check ;)
nothing! nothing at all!
uh huuuuuh ;) ;) ;)
Dove, I got a packet of coupons that are good for free two liter bottles of aj. Do you want them, or do you know anyone who does?
You're alive!
TGP here! We’re... partially alive. I got a new job and am working between 65 and 70 hours a week right now so not much creativity or aliveness, but XD should be settled into the new routine in a couple weeks and then I hope to get back to writing and drawing stuff so fingers crossed!!
DOVE AND DAVE SHOULD KISSSSGHDFJSFBDFIFc!!!!! -crazy ass fangirl
what the ever living fuck
Has John ever met Joe? Andhas Jade met well Jade?
Jade H.: it was super weird and awkward apparently!!
me and jade think they’re being dumb.
Jade E.: the dumbest!
Jade H.: but WE skype every week.
Jade E.: she is slowly teaching me the ways of true greatness.
Jade H.: you’re sending that pumpkin spice coffee mix, right???
Jade E.: already in the mail!
Jade H.: best alt self EVER!
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...If Dave's seen porn (or not-porn, whateves) of Jade E, and Dave and Dove have been the same dude for long enough to probably have the same/simmelar tastes, has Dove found the porn of his ex's alt. self?
Dave: well you’re certainly looking at it now
Dove: did i say i avoided it all the time no the spirit is weak and she is super hot
Wait... Dove, does Joe have an actual time KINK? like, just liking or ;) 'liking' time shenanigans?
it is legit embarrassing
