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@asksnake-eyes
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Finally back from my missions. Obviously can't talk about much, G.I. Joe is a classified outfit and you don't have clearance to be reading those files. But in other words, I'm here to answer more questions. So ask and I will answer.

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asksnake-eyes started following you
Ā«Human. Youāre calling very far from home. What do you want?Ā» Prowl couldnāt determine much about this comm signal beyond what planet it was from, so heād await a reply.
Snake Eyes did not respond, at least not verbally. Instead, he began tapping a soft pattern on the commlink, wondering idly if Cybertronians could understand Earthen morse code. Since they spoke English well enough, it stood to reason that they might. So, he tapped.
<I AM WITH G.I. JOE STOP. DECEPTICONS HAVE RETURNED TO EARTH STOP. SEND ASSISTANCE ASAP STOP.>
Earthās atmosphere had been saturated in man-made radio signals; it had taken Prowl a while to learn how notĀ to pick them all up. Morse code was among the communication systems heād quickly picked out from amidst the noise. A nice, simple codeābut veryĀ slow to tap out.
Prowl switched to Morse code as wellāmaybe that was all his new contact could use. Ā«HELP ALREADY THERE.Ā» Last time Prowl had checked, said help was stuck on the dark side of the moon, while the Earth Defense Command and their secret Decepticon allies tried to eradicate them.
So it was very interesting that this human knew that Decepticons were on Earth, wasnātĀ allied with them, andĀ had the technology to contact Cybertronians and the sense to realize that the Autobots might help. They might well be able to assist each other.
But first, if at all possible, they had to switch to something less painfully slow. Ā«CAN YOU SEND PIC TXT OR VID?Ā» Prowlās comm could work with any of the above.
Snake Eyes scowled behind his mask, not at all happy about making the switch to direct text messaging. It was half paranoia, and half aggravated at the Cybertronianās laziness to translate. But he obviously couldnāt take down the Decepticon army by himself, so he made the sacrifice.
[What do you mean, help is already here? Where are they? Why arenāt they helping?]
asksnake-eyes started following you
Ā«Human. Youāre calling very far from home. What do you want?Ā» Prowl couldnāt determine much about this comm signal beyond what planet it was from, so heād await a reply.
Snake Eyes did not respond, at least not verbally. Instead, he began tapping a soft pattern on the commlink, wondering idly if Cybertronians could understand Earthen morse code. Since they spoke English well enough, it stood to reason that they might. So, he tapped.
<I AM WITH G.I. JOE STOP. DECEPTICONS HAVE RETURNED TO EARTH STOP. SEND ASSISTANCE ASAP STOP.>
You are a medic, correct? So you are knowledgeable in the fields of communication and disabilities. Do Cybertronians have a means of communication akin to sign language? I... Assure you I am asking for a companion.
As a matter of fact, yes, but it isnāt using servos. It is more or less a form of coding that is the basic standard of communication amongst Cybertronians. Take for example binary in some communication in robots on Earth. Itās programmed into our coding to use through a certain medium. My comrade Bumblebee has something of the same make as such with ribbon cord installed in his com link and audio box to help him communicate to other Cybertronians.
Thank you for letting me know. I appreciate your promptness, and your frankness.Ā
However, there is nothing openly preventing a Cybertronian from learning ASL, correct? Their servos are capable of going through the motions?
I would suspect so. I have learned a few languages in my time on Earth, so I would think that a Cybertronian is capable of learning ASL. As long as they have the servos to do so. There are some Cybertronians that cannot preform ASL because they donāt have enough or not have digits.
They would not need to be able to execute it, I now realize. Only understand it. So from what you say, this should not be a problem.Ā
Thank you, good Doctor. I appreciate your time.Ā
You are a medic, correct? So you are knowledgeable in the fields of communication and disabilities. Do Cybertronians have a means of communication akin to sign language? I... Assure you I am asking for a companion.
As a matter of fact, yes, but it isnāt using servos. It is more or less a form of coding that is the basic standard of communication amongst Cybertronians. Take for example binary in some communication in robots on Earth. Itās programmed into our coding to use through a certain medium. My comrade Bumblebee has something of the same make as such with ribbon cord installed in his com link and audio box to help him communicate to other Cybertronians.
Thank you for letting me know. I appreciate your promptness, and your frankness.Ā
However, there is nothing openly preventing a Cybertronian from learning ASL, correct? Their servos are capable of going through the motions?

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This is the C.O.B.R.A. debacle that I mentioned earlier. Apparently they developed a shrink ray, and I had to shove Shipwreck out of the way of being shot. Unfortunately, this meant that I got hit square in the back. Iāve slowly been reverting to my normal size, but Iām still almost six inches shorter than I was. Iām hoping itās not permanent.Ā
I still havenāt forgiven Roadblock for catching me off guard with the camera here. My lack of forgiveness has manifested in hiding sharp objects in his bunk.
I wonder how many people know A.S.L.Ā
--edit--
I have been made aware that A.S.L. can mean several things. To clarify, I meant American Sign Language. Not... Anything else.Ā
The Return
Itās so nice to be back online toĀ ātalkā to all of you. C.O.B.R.A. had some nasty tricks up their sleeves, and Iāll be posting the pictures of that soon enough. But for the present moment I am here, I am answering questions, and I am glad to be back.
Whatās good š u candy cane cum guzzler š šDICKCEMBERš is here and u know what that means ā HOE HOE HOE season has arrived š put on your rudolph pasties š“ pop ur peppermint pussy š¬ and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE šāif u want to get RAWED šš under the mistletoe šæ this christmAss š send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves if u get 0 back š ur an UGLY GRINCHš if u get 5 back š ur a SEXY SNOWMAN āāSHARE in 69 šš¦ seconds or you wonāt be gettin dicked down š± in 2ā0ā1ā6
Never did I think a Decepticon would sum up my feelings so concisely.Ā
//wink wonk//
* hehā¦
(( filthy skull klinkers. ))
SHOWS UP UNINVITED
So I heard there was this bone bang going onā¦
(( !!! ))
Ā ? ? ?
* my husbone showed up.
(( mt. snaz ))
did i miss the party
or am i just fashionably late
* get in here, chuckle fucker.
My Sans heard there was ketchup..
* itās a bring-your-own-ketchup kinda party.
The more the better.
This keeps getting better and better.
oh my god itās becoming some horrific amalgamate
WOW lemme get in on this bros~
Yeaā¦.more Sans
havemycrappycontribution
SANS PILE
room for one more???
ā¦. i⦠ohā¦
oh
sorry
I literally just got finished playing Undertale, with the True Pacifist ending like a proper Joe. Donāt understand why I could just kill that flower, but Scarlett said I wasnāt allowed to kill anything until I did a full playthrough.Ā

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Iām a Lonely Ninja
Where are the rest of the Joes? I would think at least Shipwreck would be on this site.Ā
Okay but imagine in the DC World itād totally be a thing to have #OnlyInGotham trending, a bunch of tweets recounting the most unbelievable shit you ever saw while living/working in Gotham
#OnlyInGotham Just had to serve starbucks to The Riddler. Spelled his name wrong on purpose.
So Two-Face came into my bakery today. Spend an hour arguing with himself on what to get. wtf. #OnlyInGotham
Lol just saw someone dressed as The Scarecrow, was pretty convincing! #OnlyInGotham -Dude that guy escaped Arkham this afternoon -wHAT
āI just saw Batman help a mother duck and her little ducklings cross the street. That Gordon dude on tv was right, crime really is down. #OnlyInGothamā
The Target I work at just stocked these ridiculous question mark decorations. Guess whoās getting robbed tonight. #OnlyInGotham -those things probably only sell in Gotham anyway, well āsellā
Turned on the tv and apparently my psychology professor was arrested for kidnapping and murder⦠#OnlyInGotham
Someone just commissioned me the weirdest suit ever⦠Itās green and purple⦠is it a cosplayer or do I go to the cops? #OnlyInGotham
^ I though it might be Joker but turns out it was just the Riddler so nvmdā¦.
āJust saw Robin doing a handstand outsideā¦on top of my carā¦#onlyingothamā -Update: witnessed some grade A parenting when Batman saw him.
Itās still going look at this. Amazing.
Weird short guy came into the hat shop today looking for a top hat and wouldnāt stop calling me Alice. WTF. #OnlyinGotham
^ RUN
just had to deliver pizza to the roof of our building. looks like a slow night for Batgirl and Robin #OnlyInGotham
The Modern Sculpture exhibit at the museum has clay sculptures that can move on their own. So cool. #OnlyInGotham
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More bugformers! I couldnāt be bothered to go do finished digital lineart, so I just did a quick color/shade job on the sketch. I still donāt really know how to draw jumping spiders all that well.
Giant alien dragon thing and tiny leggy marshmallow.
...Cyclonus Mantis and SpiderGate.
Snake Eyes Approves.
Send me [PANIC] and Iāll write my muse coming to yours during a panic attack, seeking safety.
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
BRING IT ON

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day 5: personality trait ā absolute dork
bonus:
Look at this menace to society.
*Oh sweet Decepticon knight, you may want to steer clear of this insanity least it seep into your own processor, take root, and blossom new forms of madness.*
āMadness? What are you calling madness?ā Note that he is considered to be a mad wardog of Megatronās. At least, he was. Deadlock meant something back in time. Something insanely scary, but at least his bad reputation spread far enough. āFew⦠sextoys?ā ⦠not like he tried any. Nah. Not much. Heād interfaced in many ways, but no one had enough money to spare on the sexual fantasies instead of reasonable things like food or ammo.
āOh Deadlock, itās not the sex toys that are madness, heavens no! But the use of them. In this situation, my dear friend believes them to be living entities. That my handsome Decepticon, is madness.
As for sex toys in general, well, who doesnāt have a drawer full of their personal favorites tucked away beneath their berth?ā
...Who sent Cybertronians sex toys? This is alarming and upsetting.Ā