Shingeki no Schwey

-Not yet mf  (Duke)

-Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated  (Tim)

-I coded, bitch (Dick & Steph)

-Tt. I was actually dead. (Damian)

me? adding too much drama to my shitposts? more likely than you think

inspired by the tags on this post

bonus:

@fumkyfrenshfamtherfigure

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The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.

When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.

But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you

you SAY they went bonkers

but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings

one toe over the starting line

looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves

[A hat that says: Loch Ness taught me how to deep throat]

Jason: tosses this hat to Roy after he came back from a mission in Scotland

Jason: I have no idea what the fuck it means but it has 'deep throat' embroided on it so I thought you'd like it.

Roy:

Dick: I'll call.

Jason: Tim and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jason: I’m a ten. 

Roy: No, it’s just a pickup line babe -