(( to the people who still send me asks: THANK YOU BUT... I’ve barely updated since 2018 and I think it’s time to accept that that is NOT going to change anytime soon. Or ever. I’m probably gonna close asks for this blog within the next few days and leave it up as an archive for you guys (even though I hate most of the stuff on here lol) since I know people still like to see the art on this page. Feel free to send ur last regards to the ask box while it’s still open.)) ((Thank you all so much for the support throughout these past 5(?!!) years. I appreciated every one of you!!!)) ((I’ll add onto this post when I close the ask box. Ciao!))

Wow! If I was a dog, I wouldn’t have to worry about being swatted anymore... 

((mod says thank u too!!!))

Oh my!! I love the pink heart antennae... Maybe I should get mine done like that too? Teehe!

Oh, I’m used to being hit by flyswatters at this point, haha!

Someone gone.

Yes! But I probably won’t draw you a reply for this :( I get this ask often and it would get very repetitive if I responded to all of them. I really appreciate them though!! Please be careful when hugging. He is small.

Well, since you asked nicely... ;) <3

((Mod calls all the characters by their canonical names! Or at least as close as I can get to them. So: Yellow Guy, Red Guy, Duck Guy(although sometimes i revert to calling him Birdman, one of his old unofficial nicknames), Sketchbook, Tony, Shrignold, and Colin.I believe the food group’s official names are Steak Guy, Spinach Can, Bread Boy and Fridge. But I’m not entirely sure. I don’t think Lamp ever got a name... So i just call him Lamp...))

((Yeah, I’m making that FAQ.))

((Ok, I know I never post here and I’m really sorry but honestly asks like this are part of the reason why. I’ve made it clear before that Shrignold only accepts het relationships as “proper” bc of his cult brainwashing. It’s really shitty I know, but I’m trying to be as in-character as I can on this blog so that means a billion anons screaming at him otherwise probably will NOT change his mind. All it does is clog my inbox and make it way harder for me to find questions I can actually put effort into answering))((I’m sorry if this comes off as mean. I’m already very demotivated to work on this blog since DHMIS isn’t one of my primary interests anymore but all the repeated asks REAAALLY don’t help. I should really make a FAQ or something, but I dunno if anyone would bother reading)) ((By the way, Anon, don’t feel too bad cause I wasn’t trying to call you out in particular. Your ask was just the most recent of this type I got))((Sorry for being such a downer today guys. I’m tired.))