Ask the Seneschal

I have no favourites, Arisen…

That said, there are those that I find less worthy of contempt if that counts?

In that case then I’d say I bear no particular ill-will toward the griffins and chimera I create. They’re quite cute in infancy and well-deadly in adolescence onward.

Granting the occasional boon and tempering those acts of altruism with the odd calamity…

Hm.

Arisen… Of all the things, in all the worlds, you could query me on you choose the decor of my chambers…?

*sigh* Maker give me strength… Alright, I’ll deign to reply to your persiflage, ridiculous though it may be…

This chamber is beyond my influence. I am sovereign of your world, and can shape it at will, but I hold no such dominion here. ‘Tis a grim space, almost sentient and well-ancient.

‘Tis the fall, Arisen.

A time for nature to show off her beauty with a carnival of colourful leaves and fruits.

Arisen… I’m left with the strong impression you’re joshing with me. That or mayhaps flirting, I can never tell.

T'was my Maker who gave me my eyelashes, and what a simple set I’d say they are!

My… your interest in my facial features is quite perplexing, Arisen!

No.

Vieteian venison and freshly baked bread. No finer fare could there be!

My. How very sassy you are, Arisen!

Clearly you put the ‘sass’ in assassin.

Erm… My ears, Arisen?

Well, I imagine my Maker gave them to me. Much as They gave me eyes and a nose and hair…