Commander Renee Minkowski

Well, yes, actually. If you could call me protecting our limited supply of fertilizer from the pilfering menace ‘chatting’.

This is all I managed to get from the creature, but at least he didn’t get anything of mine.

And you know what they say, “When life gives you lemons-”

“-Put those lemons to good use.” -Pryce and Carter 439.

And these “cuttings” finally give me a use for these mugs we can’t drink out of. Stick them in a sponge and monster bits can liven up any room, as long as you incinerate them before they start to move on their own.

This is Renée Minkowski, Commanding Officer of the USS Hephaestus Station. After the previous... incident, shall we say, Command decided that this mission required a new ambassador to answer any questions coming from Earth. Feel free to send any questions you have about our mission my way, and I will do my best to answer them in a timely manner (if the station manages not to explode before I get to them, that is).