Ask Simon Petrikov 👓

what does Simon smell like 😳😳😳

How's your arm after it got slashed by the bear? Are you mad at Finn at all?

hi simon! good to see you :)

Would you learn magic if you could, and if doing so had no side effects?

Thinking about how your nerd-ass made Marceline do homework during WW3 😭🤣

Hey Simon! Been to any of Marceline's concerts recently?

why hi, darlin! I'm happy to see that you seem to be doing better! have to ask, are you still in the habit of hiding in freezers to cope with all that trauma?

Do you remember… uhh… how do I put this… jumping out of Finn’s birthday cake dressed as his ex? Or uh- no? Cuz that happened. And uh- pretty cunty of ya.

What’s your favorite fruit? Mine are cherries

Do you prefer to be alone now or are you lonely? Have you ever thought about raising another child like Marceline? or have you thought about a pet? cake doesn't count..

Hey Simon I'm curious, do you know why "Ice King" was so volatile when you first wore the crown then mellowed out the longer you wore it?

Hey Simon! I noticed the white streak in your hair. Is that left over magic stuff or is it age? I think it makes you look very distinguished either way

Do you know fern?

how are you doing, Simon?

Simon why do you sound like spongebob

Do you ever miss Betty how you used to?