𝓜𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝓕𝙧𝙚𝙮

Hi! Im 20 years old and here to attempt a portrayal of Mercer Frey. I prefer minors do NOT interact with me. Be patient with me!

You’d think wrong, then, fool. You should pick up a job and earn the guild more coin.

You can wear it, though. I’ll laugh, truly.

Though, it is something a man likes to hear.

But on another note, no. I refuse. Maid dresses are impractical. They are not good for thieving. Though I will laugh at everyone else from a distance.

Well, this is a hard question, for I am always working. However I do enjoy an ale by the fire and reading a book.

Then I will not pay any attention to you. I have a job to do.

(he’s so mean but he secretly likes it)

Though i’m not a sexual degenerate like some of the fellow guild members, ahem, Brynjolf, I have had a few partners. And sure. Maybe I do fuck. Maybe a lot. More than you, probably.

I mean. Of course you do. What’s not to love about me? But be aware, I do not do love. I have no time for such petty and useless attractions.

Grass!

Who do you think you’re calling little? And who are you, you don’t know me. What could I possibly be lacking in? Gold, money, bitches. I have whatever I need.

Why- Why Oregano..? This isn’t how I imagined id be oiled up..? I would trade you for a singular gold.