" shh, if you’re going to say things like that to me you need to use your psychic inside voice. "
wait, is that MADISON MCCARTHY? they kinda look a lot like SOFIA CARSON, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY year old is known as the CHEERLEADER TWIN around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re +NURTURING, but don’t be fooled since they’re also -CONTROLLING. rumor has it, you can find them at CHEERIOS, DANCE/BALLET, DRAMA, INTERNATIONAL CLUB when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around CHEERLEADING POLYESTER UNIFORM, FIELD OF SUNFLOWERS, CARPOOL KARAOKES STUCK IN TRAFFIC but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.
˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡
full name: madison mia mccarthy .
pronouns: she/her .
nicknames: mad/mads, maddy .
hometown: lima, ohio .
birthday & age: may 3rd / twenty years old.
relationship status: single .
sexuality: bisexual .
occupation: student at mckinley arts college .
sports/clubs: drama, dance/ballet, international club .
glee club: new directions .
major: drama .
˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗕𝗜𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗬 & 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦
madison lives and breathes cheerleading. her parents signed her up ever since she’s practically watched “bring it on” for the first time at age 12 (although she got in trouble right after considering it wasn’t that suitable for kids). she absolutely loves any sort of competition, especially when she knows she’s a shoe-in for the win.
madison is the oldest twin by 12 minutes, making her being the main one “in charge” when it comes to her brother. she loves mason so much that she can’t imagine a life without him. she’s known for being bossy at times, especially when things don’t go her way.
when she found glee club was starting back up, she immediately signed up to be part of the new directions. she originally wanted to sign up for the troubletones (because girl power, obvi), but due to the fact where she physically doesn’t want to be separated from her brother, she stuck with the new directions instead.
madison can seem quite intimidating sometimes, but don’t be deceived by that. she’s kind-hearted and will do anything to make you smile.
when it comes to any sort of relationship, madison is completely terrified of commitment. maybe it has to do with the fact she doesn’t want to abandon her other half; but in reality, she doesn’t think anyone could love her. but, she’s definitely a hopeless romantic.
˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦
psssttt... come fill these connections for me!
platonic —
best friend / ride or die
mentor / tutor ( could be with music, cheerleading, dance, etc. )
wing woman
former exes to friends
cheerleading besties
family friend
romance —
blind date
summer romance / fling
unrequited love
exes
fake significant other
negative —
frenemies
negative influence
ex best friends
competitors
other —
college project partners
neighbors
˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦
hookup/secret best friends: madison meeting jacob was a unexpected turn of events, especially hooking up one night. although it was nothing more, madison thinks it's fun spending time with him outside of campus. — taken by jacob ben israel.
crush/yoga buddy: on her freetime madison loves winding down and relaxing her nerves by doing yoga with sam. in fact, she loves spending time with him to the point she feels something more. — taken by sam evans.
mentor/mom friend: simply, wwqfd? someone madison looks up to and can ask for advice whenever she needs it. — taken by quinn fabray.
kissed/made out: trying to figure herself out, madison ends up having a sleepover with her kitty, only to get caught by kitty's parents after kissing. — taken by kitty wilde.
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Are you kidding me? I actively feed them. Don't feel bad for me. You're not somebody until somebody hates you.
I know it is. Brett has been by my side since day one. That's why he's publicly my right-hand man. You could easily be the one on the left if you weren't afraid of the backlash. As for the fansite? I prefer my people human and not in pillow form. I know that's a disappointment to the general public who just love a good stereotype.
I think I'm too much of a people-pleaser. I know it's unrealistic but, I just want everyone to like me. Maybe it's just a Madison thing.
Ouch, wasn't expecting that one. Look at you being sassy. Which I could've seen that side of you more back at the night of that party. It's more complicated than it is. It's not like it's your fault though, people just love tearing people down. How do you even manage to get through all the nasty things everyone throws at you?
And so begins The Warblers' exciting road to Sectionals! With the joining of our latest new recruits and our almost close to perfected choreography to Dua Lipa's Training Season (showcasing none other than yours truly!), I think we got this in the bag.
I think I'm going to be kind and ignore how you just confessed one of your songs for Sectionals due to me being a team player and let you know how much I'm obsessed with that song.
You're not required to attend, but it's definitely in your best interest. I'm pretty sure God and Up With People are on the same wavelength, so I'll take that as an acceptable excuse.
I guess I am. Definitely strawberry swirl. Extra sprinkles. What about yours?
Catch me there the next meeting! I've been trying to participate more around campus. I think Celibacy Club is a good start. You know, Up With People would love to have an audience— you can come swing by and see them perform next time.
I love the choice. I'm a sucker for anything fruity, so I usually go with a pineapple sorbet. Coconut flakes on top. Although, I think you just suggested me a new creation to try the next time I swing by for froyo.
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❝ Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞ @jpuck
An immediate grin beams upon the corners of her lips, shaking her head in laughter. "You are so right!" Madison never really thought of dolphins it that way— or dolphins in general. The young cheerleader had been feeling under the weather mentally, so seeing someone like Jake try to humor her made things a bit better. "I would tell you a silly untrue fact but nothing seems to come in mind. Sorry, Jake."
I'm an open book. You mean you haven't already heard them? That I live in my Mom's basement, have no friends, and run a furry fan site? For every one thing I post on my website, I get ten even worse ones back. It's the name of the game.
I mean, I have. I just choose not to believe or listen to gossip. You can't feed into the rumors unless you dive into into them, right? Well, the no friends thing is completely false. You have your best friend here to annoy you in times of need. Unsure about the furry fan site though? Please tell me that isn’t true.
Hey— at least we get to face it together. I'd give you my Cheerios uniform considering it seems like kryptonite to those stupid jocks, but something tells me you're not a skirt kind-of-guy.
I want to remind everyone that McKinley's Celibacy Club meets tomorrow evening, and we're always accepting new members. And remember, it's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.
For tonight though, I'll be spending my time at Cheerios practice, recovering in an ice bath, and letting my boyfriend treat me to some froyo.
Is there a better way to spend a weeknight? I don't think so.
Are the Cheerios required to come to the meeting? Because if so, I think my parents are performing at the local YMCA with their Up With People friends and want me to come along for support so I wouldn’t be able to make it. But I’ll be there in spirit!
I see you’re going with the cold theme. Very important question: what’s your go-to froyo flavor?
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So I just set the smoke detector off again. I swear that thing is out to get me. I don't know what its deal is, you could even see through the smoke this time.
Does anyone have any Ryder-proof recipe suggestions? Following TikTok tutorials is obviously not working out for your boy.
I love following TikTok tutorials! It’s kinda like my guilty pleasure. Have you tried making that viral pasta with the baked feta and tomato? It’s so “chef’s kiss”.
Like my mom and dad always say; practice makes perfect. What were you trying to make anyway? I’m hoping you didn’t accidentally click on ‘how to start a fire’ video instead.
cats carry a parasite called toxoplasma that alters the behavior of rodents that not only makes rats want to fuck cats, but it makes the rat vulnerable to the cat seeing as how it isn’t afraid of it, and the cat eats it. basically cats carry a zombie parasite that makes rats completely lose their fucking cool and i don’t wanna be around when they take over the world. pass it on.
Wait, so, that means my abuela's cat is basically a zombie? Did you do some researching or did you happen to stumble upon those inssne TikTok videos that acknowledge you on random facts that no one stops to think about?
I don't think I can ever watch Ratatouille the same way ever again.
So, to that hockey player that felt the need to slushie me today, just know you ruined a perfectly good sweater and red slushies bur, please stick with either blue or purple.
... I think at this point getting a new closet just seems mandatory. I mean— why are slushies even an option? Why not throw us... like, super colorful confetti? Now that would be so much cooler.
A smile encases her pink lips as she nudges the blonde's shoulder. "Duh, of course I do. You secretly have a sweet tooth, just like moi. Java chip frappuccino, right?" Her hand drops of the cold beverage over to him, hoping he'd take it. "Come on, I know it's not our typical smoothie we like to get, but I thought this was more of a treat."
𝒎𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒚𝒓𝒑 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚 #01 🎤 ( credits to meme post here )
due to interest, welcome to our first meme day, mckinley/dalton/carmel students. since many of us are still getting used to one another... why not take this opportunity to send in some asks/prompts? you can reblog this post or even just reference back to this while sending it to other players.
sending memes will go on from the beginning of saturday, feb 24 until the end of sunday, feb 25. if you still happen to have some ask prompts in your inbox the day after sunday, you're completely free to still answer them whenever you can!
please try and send a prompt to each character, just so everyone can get involved. you're not required to answer everything right away, you can always save it for later.
feel free to use these ask prompts for one on one threads/conversations. you're able to reply to these either as a simple dash chat, or even a para type style.
❝ I am engorged with venom and triumph. ❞
❝ Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞
❝ You're the most talented person I know. ❞
❝ Are you questioning my badassness? ❞
❝ Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry? ❞
❝ Wait. Let's pray. ❞
❝ I don't know why I find [your/his/her/their/its] stupidity charming. ❞
❝ Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. ❞
❝ I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker. ❞
❝ Sex is not dating. ❞
❝ You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook. ❞
❝ I'd say 'bye' but I wouldn't want to make you angry. ❞
❝ I know I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place I have rage. ❞
❝ I can’t believe what you’ve done to my body I used to have abs!. ❞
❝ You used to be just sort of unlikable. But now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth. ❞
❝ They can't touch us, or what we have. ❞
❝ You know my coffee order? ❞
❝ I'd choose you over everyone. ❞
❝ You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally. ❞
❝ Look, I don't mean to be a bitch... well actually I do. ❞
❝ They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. ❞
❝ I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. ❞
❝ Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. ❞
❝ I won my first dance competition when I was three months old. ❞
❝ I just want somebody to love me. ❞
❝ Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun? ❞
❝ Prejudice is just ignorance. ❞
❝ I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love. ❞
❝ You always zig when I think you're about to zag. ❞
❝ You can refuse to be the victim. ❞
❝ Why is your boyfriend's bare ass on one of my vintage flea market chairs? ❞
❝ Guys can be divas too. ❞
❝ Is this me feeling enough for you? ❞
❝ How can you relate to what I'm going through? ❞
❝ Being a part of something special makes you special. ❞
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As a man of education - I've decided to do my due diligence and gather some intel. No particular reason or ulterior motive.
What's the worst rumor you've ever heard about yourself? And was there any truth to it?
That I'm dating my twin brother. Or even that I happened to be Siamese twins at birth. For the first, gross, no. And second, no. Whenever people think you happen to share a strong bond with a sibling, they always assume it's something more.
It's only fair that you share the worst rumor about yourself now, JBI. Or is your life just completely classified?
But nowadays you have to have proof to back it up. Everything's on Insta or TikTok. Like that one slushie video? I swear I've seen it like six times from different angles. I refuse to sit on that couch in the back of the student lounge now. It's tainted. And also sticky.
People always want proof of something, I guess trust issues are a big thing around here. Don't tell anyone, but that slushie video still haunts me to this day. I personally keep a face guard in my backpack in case a time like that happens. I even have a pair of safety goggles that I stole from chemistry lab on campus.
