Ask The Most Fabulous Hitman In Gotham

Yes, hello one and all. If your dim-witted brain cells are bright enough to comprehend this message, then you’ll know it is I, the Riddler. I will be here for my personal benefit, but knowing that you all could use some sort of intelligence in your lives, I will be providing that too. Really, everyone wins, but mostly me. So ask me questions, solve my riddles, but don’t think of cheating.

((hey y'all, in light of recent events I want to make it clear that if you are a cop or support cops I do not want you on my blog.

Good afternoon, Gotham. It seems to me all of you delicate little flowers have been enjoying yourselves far too comfortably. So I’m here to change that. You may call me Mister Bloom, you may ask me questions, and you may prepare for your demise at my hands. Have a nice day~

Creeps I don’t have space in my house for a g i r a f f e -E.F ~