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((Faren-gone))
((Hi all!
It's easily been months since my last update, and I hate to say it but I'm really struggling to get back into the role of Whiterun's favorite grumpy Nord. Some of that has to do with Bethesda dropping the ball on PS3 DLC and a massive loss of interest on my part, which I'm sorry for. I also started college back in August so I'm casting spells and raiding tombs all over the goddamn place whenever I'm not online.
I want to come back to Farengar eventually because he's honestly one of my favorite characters and I've missed this blog to death, but I can't guarantee when that'll be. Just know I'm not giving up for good and I really want to get back into the saddle sooner than later.
Thanks to everyone who has submitted asks or followed me ever since this blog started. I never expected to peak at over 200 followers based off of my dumb urges to RP a minor plot-centric character in the Elder Scrolls and I appreciate every ask, reblog, like, and follow you all have given me. This isn't good-bye but just an acknowledgement that things have definitely been put on hold.))
Farengar you need to complain to the gods as to why no one can marry you, and hope that they change this mistake.
I don't believe I will, simply because I am far too busy with my research to entertain the notions of courtship and marriage. Perhaps my outlook on romance will change once the dragon phenomenon subsides and Whiterun is no longer in constant danger of immolation.Â
*That anon who was previously enamoured with Farengar's sideburns appears to still be frozen on the spot just inside the doors to Dragonsreach, twitching occasionally while Fianna sweeps around him/her like this is completely normal.*
Ugh... I suppose they'll need to be put with the others.Â

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((Gif for you when Farengar needs to say Get out))
((I actually made a reaction image featuring a rather stern (as always) Farengar, but I'm just too lazy to dig it up. I might shop his face over this gif and make that my new standard, however! Thanks!))
FMCK: Jyggalag, Molag Bal, Sanguine, Sheogorath.
Fuck: Sanguine. As the Prince of Debauchery, I can only assume he would be skilled at such a task.
Marry: Jyggalag. If I had to spend the remainder of my life with a Daedra, I would at least prefer them to be the most logical one in existence.
Cuddle: As much as I dread to say it, Sheogorath. I would rather take a chance with the Prince of Madness than be dominated by Molag Bal for eternity.
Kill: Molag Bal, because any other act would likely end in my eternal enslavement.
ask-ulfricstormcloak replied to your post: I’m doctor Rrrrrrrrrrrobotnik! I touch cunt!
((You get weird ones too. Glad I am not alone :P))
((Weird anons are 100% responsible for my best answers, haha.))
"Farengar!" The Jarl approaches the court mage's desk, to which he rests his hands on it. "Good afternoon. I take it your research on the dragons goes well, yes?"
Ah, greetings, my Jarl! And yes, I've made quite a bit of progress thanks to the assistance your Thane has provided. I believe I'm close to devising a new countermeasure for your men to use in the event of an attack on the city... The skeletal remains I've acquired are supernaturally strong and extremely resistant to dulling or shattering. It would take a smith of unparalleled proficiency to work them into weaponry for your guards, but I believe we may have one right under our noses.
I still need time to take notes on the few samples I possess, but I suspect dragon remains will be increasingly bountiful thanks to our resident dragon slayer.
((I made inhuman noises oh my god I'd never thought I'd get to interact with you. In the flesh. Kind of. *boops nose* ;D; ))
((Haha, I'm just sorry I didn't get to your ask earlier. I really like your Balgruuf, he's extremely true to his character and the RPing you and Irileth have done is excellent.))

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Would you ever have sex with a fish?
Get out.
yOU ESCAPED AGAIN!
Oh, gods. I believed I had, but it appears there is no escaping the idiotic queries of the criminally uneducated.
I'm doctor Rrrrrrrrrrrobotnik! I touch cunt!
... Errhm, what?
You're just like DOOOOOIIIIII when I was in SHOU!
... I don't believe I understand what you're trying to tell me.
((Dragonreach Blog Squad assemble? Dragonsreach Blog Squad assemble. c:))
((Oh hell yes! I've been waiting for a complete set of Dragonsreach RPers since I started Farengar. 8D))

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Farengar, is your enchanter supposed to be making those sizzling noises? And sparking like that? And, uhm... It's... Whatever's in your alchemy lab kinda... Eugh. It grew this tentacle thingy and it's aiming for your butt. Might wanna check that out.
B-by the gods, what have you done? You are going to set the entire palace ablaze!Â
I must ask you to leave immediately, before you cause any more rampant destruction to my equipment. But don't worry, I'll clean up your little mess with haste.
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((I've made plenty for Farengar, even if I've become a little out of touch with him lately. I'd love to hear about the ones you've made for Balgruuf sometime!))