Ask Eddie Fender of Edgeworth and Co.!

My main blog is @howtonerdoutovereverything. I also have two other ask blogs, @askxaramcsm for Xara from Minecraft: Story Mode and @askpattonyourpawdre for Patton from Sanders Sides.)

Why, thank you! I do love to dress up any chance I get!

That's...I...huh.

(Eddie appears to have stepped out of the office when he read this ask.)

Ooooh, how avant-garde!

Unfortunately, your little double meaning doesn't quite align with me. I'm about as far from an ace as a marksman on his first day.

Everyone my age took those quizzes back then! It was like a rite of passage...or, I suppose, more like a fad. People would gather around the computers at school and tell people how to answer to get the result they wanted...which, y'know, was usually straight. And besides, you mean to tell me you've never been curious?

Oh, those old "am I gay?" quizzes? I've taken a few of those...lemme tell ya, they can't seem to come to an agreement.

As for "turning my office gay"...I'm curious to see what you mean. It could use some new decor.

I'm...not quite sure of what that would entail.

It means that...it's pride month? Do I have that right?

Hell yeah! Be yourself! After all, no one else can!

Not that I'm aware of, but I support 'em 100%!

Oh, MUY GRANDE! Kinda hate to admit it, but I'm a total softie! If a character starts crying or if a parent says how much they love their kid, I'm toast!

(Completely fine! Glad you're back now!)

*Eddie proceeds to drag the child, despite their kicking and screaming*

So I'll tell ya hwhat: I'll make that lil' shirt and wear it in front of Milesy-boy to see his reaction and report back.