I am the Architect Of Thought

Jace is a nerd.  Pass it on.

*Jace is a Jackass. Pass it on.

You wound me.

Ah yes, the same line we hear at a near constant.

Ah yes, the same cockiness from the guy who isn’t dead yet.

All the more reason for me to be so upbeat, wouldn’t you say?

Soon, Beleren. At least you know to stay away.

I seem to have been failing at even that simple task, wouldn't you say my friend?

Jace is a nerd.  Pass it on.

Ah yes, the same line we hear at a near constant.

Ah yes, the same cockiness from the guy who isn’t dead yet.

All the more reason for me to be so upbeat, wouldn't you say?

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Ah yes, the same line we hear at a near constant.

#jace#dangerously close to learning something essential about people and relationships and empathy#ACK NO THIS IS A CARD GAME#MECHANICS MECHANICS!#I WILL LEARN NOTHING ABOUT PEEEEEEOPLLLLLLLLLE

“The gorgon wants to kill that whelp of a blue mage too? Welcome to the party.”

“It’s a Jace murder party! I’ll make crumpets!

“Seems my invite got lost in the mail. Pity.”

“Well now the surprised is ruined.”

“I can assure you, Finn, this is no surprise.”

“There won’t be if you read people’s minds! This is why nobody invites you.”

“I meant the whole “Let’s try yet again to kill Jace because it’s the biggest asshole in Ravnica”, Finn. The sentiment behind the surprise party was no surprise. Nor was the actual planning- you all are very vocal about your hatred of me.”

“The gorgon wants to kill that whelp of a blue mage too? Welcome to the party.”

“It’s a Jace murder party! I’ll make crumpets!

“Seems my invite got lost in the mail. Pity.”

“Well now the surprised is ruined.”

"I can assure you, Finn, this is no surprise."

“The gorgon wants to kill that whelp of a blue mage too? Welcome to the party.”

“It’s a Jace murder party! I’ll make crumpets!

"Seems my invite got lost in the mail. Pity."

#Jaceisapoopoohead2k15