~The Circus is in Town~

ẝ4,000. I have no idea how much that is in USD. Ask– talk to the meseeks at the ticket booth. Tell ‘im Rick sent ya. He’ll hook you u–UUrr–up.

Woa, woa, woa... A-a-are you telling me that you guys don’t have McDoggies?

B-1919 Circus AU Rick and Morty by the lovely @monster-with-a-tailmaw <3 Look at how cute this is??? Ahh!

Thanks!! It’s gonna be a gold cape with stars and moons, a-a-and a hat of course. 

((omg, really? ahh thank >////< I am so glad that I’m getting asks and stuff haha))

Rick: Morty’s still pouting about getting knocked down earlier. 

Morty: (whispering) He’s still getting over a-a bad break up with the acrobat team. 

Yeah!! I mean, I-I-I don’t think it’s an animal. But I’ve been assured it’s something.

((Morty B-1919 from @lucifur ~!))

((-cries- thank… reblogs help!))

I don’t know-- I didn’t see... I-I’m not crying.

Wh–wha– hey!

I’m learning illusions in my down time. There’s no magician in the show s-s-so I’m steppin’ on up even though Rick says there’s no way. He thinks ‘real’ tricks are cooler. Whatever. H-he– I’ll make him change his mind when he sees how good I get~

Has Morty ever not messed up a perfo–Uurrp-ormance? Just last week he tripped out of the clown car and blocked the rest of the clowns in. The week before h-h-he missed his cue entirely. He tries b-but I’m not sure how long he– how long I can keep the lead clown from murdering the kid.