A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Just a quick notice of my eventual resurrection as a blogger. It’s been a while, but the world had it coming. Interesting shit coming up. Maybe.

To all the guys sad about LeBron James winning a championship, because you can't make those no-ring-jokes anymore...well...I got one word for you: "hairline".

Ricky Retardo doing his thing. I laughed hard the first time I saw this. You can only guess what he's trying to say and it's so easy to get Romney on this one. And this guy is the Governor of Texas and made it to being a presidential candidate? He dropped out of the race yesterday and is now endorsing Gingrich? Fuck outta here.

The best scene of the whole movie. Clark Gable is one bad motherfucker.

Ron Paul

A true warrior with a shocking left hook and a great man has passed away. May he rest in peace.

Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't be on my top 10 women alive list even if there were only 10 women left on the planet, because then I would make it a top 9 list.

Vegeta has more fans on facebook than Son-Goku? I mean, I like him, but damn! Ya'll must have forgot how many times Goku saved the earth from extinction!

Just read about John Mayer's medical condition on his blog. That's just some bullshit... Get well soon, John!

What's the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes!

"Damn, that horse looks like a woman!"

Sarah Jessica Parker is like a centaur in reverse. Body of a human, head of a horse.