Edward Cullen Appreciation / ask blog :)

Mod Information;

hi, my name is Ryan, i use any pronouns, though have a slight preference for he/him and they/them.

This is an Edward Anthony Masen Cullen jr. appreciation and ask blog, made for shits n giggles. i know this probably won't be very popular, given the dead state of the twilight fandom, but i'm here anyway :)

i am a minor and i heavy nsfw/smut tends to make me uncomfortable, so please keep it vaguely pg13 !!

if the ask is for Edward, don't worry about clarifying!! buuuttt, if it's for me, please put 'ask for ryan' or something similar at the start!!

Roleplay [ask] Info;

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen jr. [yes, that's his full name.]

physically and mentally 17 years old, though reaching over 100 years of age now [why is his age SO inconsistent everywhere ?? wiki says one thing, google says another, and the 50 info cards on pinterest all say something different]

he's british and speaks multiple langueges

he is gay and aceflux ! [but feel free to ask about bella!]

In Character;

Hello, my name is Edward. I'm the average 17 year old boy and i like writing poetry, playing piano and researching mythical creatures.

yes, my family has a stupid feud with another family, no i don't take part.

1. I learned tht the girl's name was Bella

2. I need Mike Newt to back away for a hot minute

3. I actually called Jacob "mom" after he decided to lecture me when Bella and I mentioned you, obviously it was in a platonic sense

4. I wanna have the strength to throw a car now

I can't think of anything else right now bc I'm sitting right next to Bella in the public library atm, she says hi btw

i am not 'silly', little anon bat.

also; hello, Bella.

one; you weren't aware before? hm, seems i neglected to mention it.

two; Mike can be.. clingy? i guess. but he's funny, so.

three; Why did you tell him about me? what did he say? was it bad, i hope it wasn't bad.

four; work out, i assume.

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hi, hello, WHAT?

if you are talking about Edward's age, it's a bit of a hit or miss tbh, but my blog is AU based. Jacob is about 17-18 and Edward is, well, we know Edward.

if you're talking about ME, the mod behind this blog.. I AM NOT AN ADULT!!! i am literally a minor that just really likes twilight.

I did talk to her, she is quite shy but she's a very kind, nerdy girl and I love it :3

NOW, how are you and your future boyfriend, Jacob, doing?? >:3c

Hello, anon bat.

good, i'm glad it went well for you! let's go lesbians!

Regardless, YOU are one of the only guys who can approach her without stumbling over their words over how pretty she is even though there a lot more stuff to her than just her beauty

Also can't you just help a girl out? I'm scared I'm gonna come off as a little too weird and a bit of a stalker if I approach her and try to talk to her 😭 also I'm scared because I feel like a guy would probably approach and I might punch him in the face on impulse

Anyway, have fun with your future boyfriend, Jacob‼️‼️ :3

??

i do not have any romantic feeling for Jacob Black.

Of course i can approach her like a normal person, because i am normal; and, she's not my type. beauty isn't everything, it really shouldn't have a say in a relationship at all.

Help a girl out, hm? well... no that you mention it, she is indeed of a new.. fixation.

i don't much about you, mysterious anon, but i say go for it.

Anyways, you sound like you LIKE like that Jacob guy to me not gonna lie :3c

And regardless, the "Sam" guy you're talking about seems to have a more dad or uncle energy around him, so I was NOT talking abot him at all ✌️😭

PS: I'm willing to take the burden of that Jacob guy off of ya if you help me out with asking out the new girl that he was fighting you for >:3

yes, insane indeed.

I do not 'like' Jacob, i just don't hate him. just because i can acknowledge that he's pretty- or handsome, whatever insecure men prefer, not my business.

Sam.. i suppose you're right, from what i've seen, he's very caring and protective, but definitely has his.. flaws.

ANYWAYS who was that dude you had a fight with?? All I can describe him as (from my perspective) is 1: acts like a mother (from what I'm getting, I don't know about you 😭), 2: he has a tan and he looks like he can throw a car, 3: he looked so pissed off that he looked like he was gonna throw his bike at you

WHAT DID YOU DO?? 😭

i am not an old man whoever said that was slandering me.

i'm assuming you mean Jacob, or maybe Sam.

i didn't do anything, Jacob is just temperamental by default and hates me, not my fault.

it's not my fault that his little crush seems to like me more, alright? and it's not like i'm with her, or anything. she's not my type, if you know what i mean.

and like- he's not even that bad besides his like, weird smell.. he's actually like, pretty good looking and really sweet, like, caring or whatever.. and, if i'm honest, the girl he likes isn't even all that good for him.

uhm, probably because i am autistic.. ?