Ask a Banette

It’s a rough life, it’s a tough life, but heck, you’ll never snuff mine out. 

Sorry! I accidentally answered the ask privately, so I’m posting it out. Kudos to @imjustherefortheart for suggesting Vudu as a different pokemon! 

Keep your wallets close and social security numbers closer. 

I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, BUT SHALL POST REPLIES AS I FINISH DRAWING THEM! 

For now have one. 

1. Normal

Um, so it’s easier to explain in drawings so I’ma do it that way. 

So doo dee doo, we got ourselves an average blep. A standard, good ol’ undead cursed plush brought to life. Now what you see here is just a shell. 

(this is a long post, so the rest is under the cut)

*sorry I accidentally deleted the original ask*

Jeez. They just keep coming, don’t they? 

Giant friggin dragons just. Keep coming. 

NEWS FALSH BUDDY! THIS IS THE CITY! THE ONLY DIRT HERE IS FRIGGIN KNOCK-OFF FERTILIZER BRANDS! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW BUDDY! 

You come into (not legally) MY ALLEY? To steal MY (probably stolen) SHTUFFS? 

Heh. 

I mean like, technically, well um. So assuming my eye and arm have not been completely obliterated, and have some soul inside of them, they can technically regenerate a bit, and uh. Be “alive”. And if they regenerate, they’ll start from scratch, and be feral. 

So I could be attacked by my own eyeball and arm at literally any moment. Crud. Now this is assuming they don’t find a way to completely restore themselves. 

Yeah I’d be screwed. But the worst thing. THE WORST THING.

Terrible times. 

TERRIBLE TIMES. 

Still frames of gif under cut!