Idonaya Yabefu's Development Log

This is exactly what happened. “OK... send another prophet... who should I make the prophet?” “Oh, this MARY. 1262539...” >1262539.SetFlag(Prophet);| (Autocorrected) >1262539.SetFlag(Pregnant); (Enter) “No... wait. Nononononono!” “Go back! Go back! I can’t go back!” >Error: ResetFlag is not available for 1262539 “FUUUUUUU” (a few years later) 1 AD “Anyway, let me make the calendar and....” “Oh my gosh... the glitch. He has a NAME. He is GROWING UP. I thought the absence of dad would cause problems but no.” 27 AD What happened now is, from the people’s perspective, Mary saw God and then nine months later, boom, baby. So now people think that the glitch is my SON. “Satee?” “Yeah?” Satee said. “Can you help me get rid of this glitch?” “Yeah... just wait a few years and have some people kill him.”

So, I knock on Yabefu’s door, she’s happy that someone is finally nice for a change. I look over her shoulder on the computer screen and saw some weird functions written out.  ```makeJobGoodAtAllCosts``` “You made him nice!” I say. “So?” “This may mean he’ll turn away from you!” “Bet.” “Actually, you absolute bitchhead, I’m going to make him turn away from you.” As it turned out, I came down and talked to him, and then he blamed the death of his animals and family on ME, which was completely unrelated, which only made him follow Yabefu MORE. So clearly this is failing. Then, he blames his later SKIN SORES on me. This is really failing. Now he thinks he committed some sort of SIN because I tormented him. Now Yabefu said this failed and gave his family back because he thought it was ME.

For 36 years, I had to endure that horrific anomaly being in the universe. But now he was destroyed. Hopefully this doesn’t cause any wars.

She’s like WAA PEOPLE THINK SATEE IS EVIL OH NO To be honest, she’s less nice than she thinks I am. People think I’m evil because people are assholes. They go to hell, GET what they deserved, and then some prophet or whoever comes down on behalf of the bad people and says that I’m evil because I’m punishing them. There are also the people who think that because I live at hell that Yabefu sent me to hell because I’m evil. Nah

"Yahweh” is close enough, but it’s still pretty wrong. Also it falls under the commandment. What’s this “Adonay Elohim” stuff!? Why make up these weird names for me?? It’s Idonaya, not Adonay! Plus it’s disrespectful to call me that to begin with. “Allah”!? What is that? That ain’t my name!  The “Jehovah” crap makes no sense either. Apparently you, in your insistence of censoring out my name, FORGOT what vowels were in my name, and made up your own. I know I said not to “use my name in vain”. That includes your workaround names. Oh, and I kinda slipped up while in rant mode there, Allah and Elohim are just titles - they mean “God”. So those are OK. And Brahma can stick around because I find the origin story of that name funny.

Yabefu: You guys literally believe in the SAME GOD, SAME OLD TESTAMENT, but you're still arguing over a random chunk of desert!Y: Next Christians are going to be arguing with Christians about a fricking comma in the Bible. Oh wait. Y: Well too bad because YOU'RE ALL WRONG!Y: i'm not perfect guy's stop thinking i'm perfectY: tfw everyone in the universe mistakes you for a boyY: stop thinking i directly caused everything in the universe i didn't directly cause you to be unintelligentY: people who use 'Mother of God' to refer to Mary make no sense. My mom isn't Mary. It's Yabefu Kazuko. My dad is Yabefu Ichirou.

(ok srsly i am just kidding)

Three days remain.

A while back, Satee passed me the mic while we were making an announcement, accidentally called me “boo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”. In front of all of India. They began calling me ‘Bu-sama’. As it turns out, that name STUCK. It shifted to ‘Burama’, but it’s clearly still based on the same thing. Crap.

guys stop thinking i’m perfect

-Satee  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was just telling Abraham about bread. Also, I really want to make Sarah have a kid. Yup. A literal 70 year old having a kid. Also, what did I just say? Is this a mapping series? > Abraham will surely become a great and powerful nation Also, these two cities are bad. Let’s destroy them.

For some reason, I decided, “I want this person to kill some random animals. I also want this person to change his name and his wife to change her name and the person to be circumcised.”  That’s stupid. This whole thing is stupid. I quit.