JUST CALL ME YABEFU
"Yahweh” is close enough, but it’s still pretty wrong. Also it falls under the commandment. What’s this “Adonay Elohim” stuff!? Why make up these weird names for me?? It’s Idonaya, not Adonay! Plus it’s disrespectful to call me that to begin with. “Allah”!? What is that? That ain’t my name! The “Jehovah” crap makes no sense either. Apparently you, in your insistence of censoring out my name, FORGOT what vowels were in my name, and made up your own. I know I said not to “use my name in vain”. That includes your workaround names. Oh, and I kinda slipped up while in rant mode there, Allah and Elohim are just titles - they mean “God”. So those are OK. And Brahma can stick around because I find the origin story of that name funny.












