#yabefu

This is exactly what happened. “OK... send another prophet... who should I make the prophet?” “Oh, this MARY. 1262539...” >1262539.SetFlag(Prophet);| (Autocorrected) >1262539.SetFlag(Pregnant); (Enter) “No... wait. Nononononono!” “Go back! Go back! I can’t go back!” >Error: ResetFlag is not available for 1262539 “FUUUUUUU” (a few years later) 1 AD “Anyway, let me make the calendar and....” “Oh my gosh... the glitch. He has a NAME. He is GROWING UP. I thought the absence of dad would cause problems but no.” 27 AD What happened now is, from the people’s perspective, Mary saw God and then nine months later, boom, baby. So now people think that the glitch is my SON. “Satee?” “Yeah?” Satee said. “Can you help me get rid of this glitch?” “Yeah... just wait a few years and have some people kill him.”

"Yahweh” is close enough, but it’s still pretty wrong. Also it falls under the commandment. What’s this “Adonay Elohim” stuff!? Why make up these weird names for me?? It’s Idonaya, not Adonay! Plus it’s disrespectful to call me that to begin with. “Allah”!? What is that? That ain’t my name!  The “Jehovah” crap makes no sense either. Apparently you, in your insistence of censoring out my name, FORGOT what vowels were in my name, and made up your own. I know I said not to “use my name in vain”. That includes your workaround names. Oh, and I kinda slipped up while in rant mode there, Allah and Elohim are just titles - they mean “God”. So those are OK. And Brahma can stick around because I find the origin story of that name funny.

Three days remain.

A while back, Satee passed me the mic while we were making an announcement, accidentally called me “boo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”. In front of all of India. They began calling me ‘Bu-sama’. As it turns out, that name STUCK. It shifted to ‘Burama’, but it’s clearly still based on the same thing. Crap.

guys stop thinking i’m perfect

-Satee  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was just telling Abraham about bread. Also, I really want to make Sarah have a kid. Yup. A literal 70 year old having a kid. Also, what did I just say? Is this a mapping series? > Abraham will surely become a great and powerful nation Also, these two cities are bad. Let’s destroy them.