Ask-Unnecessary-Violence

So I @creaturevoiddweller decided to make an ask blog for Unnecessary Violence. Cause at least a few of you have interest, so I will feed the very few of you there are. Sharing this oc with @mapl3-e so I'm pinging you just so you can witness this all go down. Things you can ask: Lore stuff Joke stuff Relationship stuff You may also simp (I know some of you do) You may not ask: Straight up nsfw stuff Follow these rules and idk go ham have fun asking, idk how to run an ask blog ok sjindssad

"He never quite told me what happened and even if he did I don't think I'd be able to understand either. I am, after all, not an iterator. But I do relate to his pain in a sense of loss."

"He is, to say the least, absolutely pathetic. And plenty of other vile things I do not wish to say at this moment."

"I don't know what kind of response you're expecting to get here."

"What the fuck are you talking about. Do you seriously think I have such horrendous taste?"

UV: Hello oven.

"Really? You are all into this? What kind of bullshit is this?"

"Yes." "What, you expect an honest answer?"

"This is the most abhorrent way anybody has ever asked for my friendship. I'm not even sure if I should accept, or kill you on the spot for doing that."

"She is not a "girlfail", whatever it is that that is." ".." "4/10."

"I swear one day I'll explode every single one of you."

Slug to slug communication. All UV is hearing is "Waawawawawawaawa"

"*Sigh* FINE. (54xPi)x3216=17289672. It would take somewhere around 17289672 grains of salt. Happy now, violation?"

"It would take about 170,100kg of salt to fill a 3m deep hole with a 1.5m circumference. Why, out of pure curiosity, is it that you need to know this?"