Here to serve you your COURT ORDERS.

Jackson Martin

Nicknames: Jack, Jackie, "Paper Pusher"

Age: 28 years (29 on January 23rd)

Nationality: Irish-Italian American

Pronouns: He/They/It

Job: Office Worker, Processing Paperwork from Crews, Tulpar's primary agent for 9 Years and counting (Trained by previous Agent)

Likes: Cats, Fursuiting, Photography

Dislikes: Bigotry, Heights, Uncleanliness

Rules

You cannot kill Jackson or cause anything permanent.

You cannot alter his environment or fate/destiny.

You cannot change his timeline drastically without consequences.

You cannot "prove" his crew's future/ending nor that he is a character through "direct" means.

You may send him anything digital (such as an image or video).

You may make sex jokes (just be mindful of the person behind the blog).

You may make references to other media, though Jackson might not recognise it!

DO NOT send asks pertaining to real events, please and thank you!

Jackson's Boundaries (Have Fun with Bullying. I'm giving ammo here.)

DO NOT call him slurs

DO NOT pry about why he gets quiet about his relationships

He will not take pictures of rabbits well.

What's with him avoiding Anya when he can?

How come he's so harsh about Curly?

Where's the Bottles, Jackson?

What did you do this time, Jackson?

Bonus Info

Favorites:

Colors: Orange and Black

Pokemon: Gourgeist and Umbreon

Music Artist: Mr. Kitty

Book: The Great Gatsby

Movies/Shows: Puella Magi Madoka Magica and related

Fashion Style: Leather Biker

Relationships:

Anya - Strained from his POV, appeases her due to noticing her stress and anxiety, became Friends during Pony Express Training

Curly - Thinks he's too soft and unrealistic in his idealism, Sees him as a friend but Curly isn't sure due to the constant criticism

Daisuke - Sweet kid, Needs to work a different location or job in his opinion, Gets along with gaming and doing weird glitches in games

Jimmy - Has a crush on him but thinks he's too stuck up his own ass, Pranks him a lot when on Earthside and stationed, Probably has hit his ass before to say "WHERE IS YOUR ASS?" when he wasn't sober

Swansea - The healthiest relationship out of all of the crew, Ex-alcoholics anonymous buddies, Big to Little Brother dynamics, Helped Jackson get to 6 years of being sober of alcohol

The Notorious Crew

Anonymous asked:

W-what was the "notorious crew"?

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Anonymous asked:

what happened to the "notorious crew" you mentioned?

They were a crew of 12 and had a stowaway from an alien inhabited planet. There was an outbreak in the company with what was essentially chicken pox but from another planet. They were fired as that was the seventh time they had let a stowaway travel and eat their ship, the Highwind, willingly.

They would've fared better as scientists and explorers.

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Assorted Questions

Anonymous asked:

favorite genres of video games? mine's psychological horror. :3

I prefer that genre as well. Although thrillers are fun too. I prefer horror thrillers for that.

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Anonymous asked:

pony express is so negligent. has your computer rusted yet?

I wish it had. I need a new one with how it flashes and strobes me.

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Anonymous asked:

are you legally a lawyer?? :O

I think if I was, I would never shut up about it. Or yell my objections. (He's clearly joking and is not a lawyer, just well read.)

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Anonymous asked:

do you have an ao3 account.

I do. But I read mostly.

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Anonymous asked:

so your animal motif's a rabbit? interesting...

What? No? What the fuck. I'm more of a cat, man.

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Anonymous asked:

how do you find the time to answer all these emails in a day?? :O

I just tend to respond to them whenever I'm needing a distraction, honestly.

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Anonymous asked:

you've been avoiding all the questions about crushes and relationships so, fuck it, imma shoot my shot. You single, wanna mingle? i can pick you up after work >;3

Ah. I don't go on dates without knowing a face. That's sweet of you to offer though. (He seems perplexed.)

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Anonymous asked:

do you ever feel like you're living in a horror story? 🤣

Ain't that the truth...

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Anonymous asked:

got any squicks?

Don't really got any. Other than I struggle with some scars due to my own. Although, it's improved.

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Anonymous asked:

why'd you start drinking in the first place, dipsomaniac?

Ask nicer. I might actually answer.

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Related to the Crew (and Company)

Anonymous asked:

is there Polle rule 34 though? 💦🐴🤤

Anonymous asked:

does Pony Express ever sell more, ah, specific content catered towards unusual desires--

Yes. Why wouldn't there be. Isn't that what the internet is for? They always love cash grabs.

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Anonymous asked:

what happened on the last haul?

Uh. A seizure incident was recorded. My bosses didn't exactly care about it being their fault for rushing the Tulpar crew. (He's avoiding mentioning who.)

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Anonymous asked:

ewwww of course you'd be a furry... (no wonder you like Polle so much 🤧🤮)

I am not into cartoon horses. I like it when the furry can consent and isn't a capitalist or cop.

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Anonymous asked:

why do you hate your boss..?