You have stumbled on an unknown email that seems to still be active. Its deliberately marked as a personal email of sorts. The icon associated is clearly a long, curly haired man in glasses and a visible soul patch goatee.
Do you send an Email? (Ask)
Askbox: Open
Queue: 1, as of 20.12.2025 (Dec 20th)
Related Blogs: @ask-tulpar-magica (WIP)
Data Logs:
#1: Tulpar's New Intern
#2: Backlog
Tags:
Rabbit Rabbit; Lore
(Mod and Blog are 18+, Crossover Friendly, Potential Triggering Topics, Ships may be present, OC info and Rules provided under the cut)
Jackson Martin
Nicknames: Jack, Jackie, "Paper Pusher"
Age: 28 years (29 on January 23rd)
Nationality: Irish-Italian American
Pronouns: He/They/It
Job: Office Worker, Processing Paperwork from Crews, Tulpar's primary agent for 9 Years and counting (Trained by previous Agent)
Likes: Cats, Fursuiting, Photography
Dislikes: Bigotry, Heights, Uncleanliness
Rules
You cannot kill Jackson or cause anything permanent.
You cannot alter his environment or fate/destiny.
You cannot change his timeline drastically without consequences.
You cannot "prove" his crew's future/ending nor that he is a character through "direct" means.
You may send him anything digital (such as an image or video).
You may make sex jokes (just be mindful of the person behind the blog).
You may make references to other media, though Jackson might not recognise it!
DO NOT send asks pertaining to real events, please and thank you!
Jackson's Boundaries (Have Fun with Bullying. I'm giving ammo here.)
DO NOT call him slurs
DO NOT pry about why he gets quiet about his relationships
He will not take pictures of rabbits well.
What's with him avoiding Anya when he can?
How come he's so harsh about Curly?
Where's the Bottles, Jackson?
What did you do this time, Jackson?
Bonus Info
Favorites:
Colors: Orange and Black
Pokemon: Gourgeist and Umbreon
Music Artist: Mr. Kitty
Book: The Great Gatsby
Movies/Shows: Puella Magi Madoka Magica and related
Fashion Style: Leather Biker
Relationships:
Anya - Strained from his POV, appeases her due to noticing her stress and anxiety, became Friends during Pony Express Training
Curly - Thinks he's too soft and unrealistic in his idealism, Sees him as a friend but Curly isn't sure due to the constant criticism
Daisuke - Sweet kid, Needs to work a different location or job in his opinion, Gets along with gaming and doing weird glitches in games
Jimmy - Has a crush on him but thinks he's too stuck up his own ass, Pranks him a lot when on Earthside and stationed, Probably has hit his ass before to say "WHERE IS YOUR ASS?" when he wasn't sober
Swansea - The healthiest relationship out of all of the crew, Ex-alcoholics anonymous buddies, Big to Little Brother dynamics, Helped Jackson get to 6 years of being sober of alcohol
All Icon and Sprite Art is drawn by @death-tinkerer.
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Ah. What a backlog. I must've forgotten with the stress and tasks these few months...
(He proceeds to start responding to his emails...)
The Notorious Crew
Anonymous asked:
W-what was the "notorious crew"?
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Anonymous asked:
what happened to the "notorious crew" you mentioned?
They were a crew of 12 and had a stowaway from an alien inhabited planet. There was an outbreak in the company with what was essentially chicken pox but from another planet. They were fired as that was the seventh time they had let a stowaway travel and eat their ship, the Highwind, willingly.
They would've fared better as scientists and explorers.
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Assorted Questions
Anonymous asked:
favorite genres of video games? mine's psychological horror. :3
I prefer that genre as well. Although thrillers are fun too. I prefer horror thrillers for that.
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Anonymous asked:
pony express is so negligent. has your computer rusted yet?
I wish it had. I need a new one with how it flashes and strobes me.
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Anonymous asked:
are you legally a lawyer?? :O
I think if I was, I would never shut up about it. Or yell my objections.
(He's clearly joking and is not a lawyer, just well read.)
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Anonymous asked:
do you have an ao3 account.
I do. But I read mostly.
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Anonymous asked:
so your animal motif's a rabbit? interesting...
What? No? What the fuck. I'm more of a cat, man.
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Anonymous asked:
how do you find the time to answer all these emails in a day?? :O
I just tend to respond to them whenever I'm needing a distraction, honestly.
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Anonymous asked:
you've been avoiding all the questions about crushes and relationships so, fuck it, imma shoot my shot. You single, wanna mingle? i can pick you up after work >;3
Ah. I don't go on dates without knowing a face. That's sweet of you to offer though.
(He seems perplexed.)
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Anonymous asked:
do you ever feel like you're living in a horror story? 🤣
Ain't that the truth...
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Anonymous asked:
got any squicks?
Don't really got any. Other than I struggle with some scars due to my own. Although, it's improved.
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Anonymous asked:
why'd you start drinking in the first place, dipsomaniac?
Ask nicer. I might actually answer.
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Related to the Crew (and Company)
Anonymous asked:
is there Polle rule 34 though? 💦🐴🤤
Anonymous asked:
does Pony Express ever sell more, ah, specific content catered towards unusual desires--
Yes. Why wouldn't there be. Isn't that what the internet is for? They always love cash grabs.
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Anonymous asked:
what happened on the last haul?
Uh. A seizure incident was recorded. My bosses didn't exactly care about it being their fault for rushing the Tulpar crew.
(He's avoiding mentioning who.)
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Anonymous asked:
ewwww of course you'd be a furry... (no wonder you like Polle so much 🤧🤮)
I am not into cartoon horses. I like it when the furry can consent and isn't a capitalist or cop.
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Anonymous asked:
why do you hate your boss..?
Bigoted in ableist ways to my co-workers. Other than he's ignored time off requested from Jimmy and Swansea. He's also taken my cane before.
(Meowdy! I'm still here! I'll be back very soon since I had to recharge for way longer than I anticipated since I started adult schooling. Any new asks won't be counted yet as I have an event planned for the blog <3)
(Need an extra day for my poor shoulder cause I have a drawing that'll be part of the first event starting. I'm almost done. Just having arm pain and need to not draw for my health.)
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Cookie cutter, Liminal, Basic. The propaganda is everywhere. I have a hard time with the way the Board insists the mascot looks at the employees. Feels fishy, but I know they don't have funds to spy on everyone.
Also my cubicle is neat. Mostly. I do need a new trashcan since this one is splitting and I don't... Really know why.
Far too many songs are my favorites. Bands? I have a few in mind that I listen to plenty.
Mr. Kitty, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Skrillex, Volbeat, so many more.
I enjoy indie as well, so there's many that come to mind but only by song name. I'll remember eventually.
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You're "seen too much" rpf of Orion?! sir?! have you been seeking out RPf about Orion to read? how do you know that?!
Anonymous #2 asked:
are you sure you're not dating anyone on the ship..?
Anonymous #3 asked:
you have RPF, don't you? 🙄 censorsome bother.
Anonymous #4 asked:
you know, i think you've been dancing around questions about your thing for some of the crew. you seem a little too in the know about jimmy and Orion. i'll bet you've been reading some self-insert fics that get you in the middle of those two~ naughty boy. (if you find any good one, please link. i wanna be filling in the sandwhich too Q~Q)
I plead the right to remain silent! Nope! I'm closing my laptop! Nope. Nope! Nope!!
(He's clearly flustered immensely by this. How amusing!)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming