Cringe Ass La Squadra

 ???: Buonasera, my students. It has been some time since you last saw me, but I assure you, I am as remarkable as you remember, if not more so. 

???: I have taken some time to recuperate from my previous endeavors. As… fruitless as they were, I am not discouraged. My passion for the study of life and death has yet to evade my consciousness. It is an urge I cannot fight.

???: That is why, my little students, I have come to you. An open forum where my adoring students can join me in my studies into the medical field. Of course, with my precious assistant at my side, as always.

C: Isn’t that right, Secco? You’ll be with me every step of the way, with that shiny new camera I got you, won’t you boy?

S: Mmmm… y-es..

C: Good boy. Remember to keep that camera charged and on me at all times and you’ll be getting lots of sweet ones~

S: Aah! I-I want.. I w-ant t-two! No.. no, n-no… mmmm..

C: Quiet now, my precious Secco. You’ll have them later. We’re getting started now.