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@ask-the-door
✨ The Dore ✨
Name's Dorian. You might now me as you're door. I’m the keeper of the peace in this lovely house of ours. Don’t make my job any harder and we’ll get along just fine.
If you need any help finding your way, just let me know. I'll be happy to point you in the right direction.
Ask Dorian anything you like! He doesn't bite.
Probably...
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Hello everyone! I disappeared for a minute there but I’m about to make a return long enough to clear the inbox and maybe doodle something! Who really knows lol!
BACK DOORIAN- why can’t I go out in the backyard >:(
Cause there's nothing you need to worry about back there.
The second hinge on my door is broken and the door lifts up if I pull at an angle, am i just lifting your leg up or something
More like making me straighten that knee out. I'm just leaning at the moment.
Might want to get that fixed soon. Can't really stop the riffraff when I'm all tilted like this.
NO I AM YOUR FATHER
I MEAN IM PREGNANT AND YOURE THE FATHER!!
I MEAN…YOURE PREGNANT, AND IM THE BABY!!! 😼😼
/ref
I think you've gone loony.
Let's get you set up back in bed... before you have a stroke.
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*zap*
Watch it.
Hiya, Front Dorian! |＾▽＾)ノ
Oh, where's the welcome mat I gave you? Um, nevermind that! (^-^;
Anyway, can I go outside, please? I want to pick some flowers for a certain someone... or, I guess object... (´つω・｡)
I won't be too long, I'll stay safe, promise!
- 🌷
You're going to have to leave those dateviators inside and if you do that, I can't keep you from running off into traffic.
No, best to stay inside until you've got everything sorted in here.
Can I pinch your cheek? You're so cute hehe
I'd prefer you not, actually.
What's it like being so handsome?
Sometimes a blessing. Sometimes a curse.
Bedroom Dorian, I tend to close doors and stuff with my hips and the like, does that mean you feel it? I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfy :(
(- @thegrandestscheme <- my non roleplay blog, I promise I'm not tagging a random person lol, it's just so I get the notif.)
Nah, doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Using a door the way its intended will always be alright with me. I love my job after all.
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Mod is flirty and rp, asks ok? - :3c
[Flirty and rp are okay as long as we stay mostly SFW! Rp asks will be answered based on if I can think up a good reply so they might be hit and miss :D]
-Whimsy
What cryptid would you like to hang out with? I would with mothman. He seems chill and fluffy.
Mothman seems like a good choice. Bigfoot might be entertaining to have an arm wrestle with.
I wonder which of us would be taller.
OOC: Sorry for the impromptu hiatus everyone! Dorian will be back to answering asks tomorrow (or in like 18 hours)!
Hello Dorian!
What is your favorite flavor of cheesecake? If you have tried any that is. Hope you have a lovely day!
Being a door I've seen many kinds of kitchens, all which make their own kind of cheesecake. I haven't had the pleasure of trying very many but a white chocolate truffle with a just a drizzle of raspberry sauce looks excellent from what I've seen.
...Get's me hungry just thinking about it.
BEDROOM DORIAN, WHY DO YOU KEEP OPENING RANDOMLY?? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DO YOU NEED SOME FIXING???
If I'm randomly opening, might be a problem with my latch.
I suppose that might explain this ache that's popped up in my wrist. I'll try to keep closed though. Don't you worry about it.
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b r o
...Hmm
Watch yourself.
Calling someone a muppet is the best insult I’ve heard in a while next to limp noodle and soggy flip flop.
Thank you, Dorian.
I don't suppose I'll be calling someone a soggy flip flop anytime soon but I do take pride in my work. Which includes thinking up proper insults for the riffraff.