ask any strider combination.

No copyright infringement intended, credit to the original authors.

Main ship is Brodave tho others are 10/10s too.

The Striders here are trans masc/men so there's that too.

You can ask basically anything, from the mundane things of life, how the relationship is going, or how things are in bed.

Things the author of this is uncomfortable with (no judgment):

Dirk: I am also plagued by mysterious reasons to do things.

D: non-sexual things that turn me on... well-

Dirk: Brotherhood.

Hal: My dude, I come with the news from the future, that's everyone.

D: that is n-

Dirk: Bro also gets off on fatherhood.

Bro: Nah, hate that shit, just a regular daddy kink.

Hal: Somebody should make Dave aware of that little caveat then, poor kid will never achieve his dreams of being his father's boywife, better tell him it's ninety seven point sixty five percent not happening.

Dirk: Throw out his maid outfit.

D: guys lay of-

Bro: Hold on, when did he get a maid outfit? He didn't want to use the one I gave him.

Hal: Wasn't he doing that abstinence bet with Davesprite at the time? Who won in the end anyway?

D: bro, you don't even have a proper outfit just the lingerie

Davesprite: What were you guys saying about me?

Bro: Hold on Hal-y, that was on February last year, he told me were to shove it this March.

Dirk: We are debating if you two were doing the abstinence bet when Bro asked Dave to dress in a maid outfit.

Dave: bro doesn't wear lingerie tho?

Hal: No way was that this March, he was super horny the whole time he said yes to basically everything.

D: what do you mean bro doesn't wear lingerie? i bet he is wearing the lace panties right now

Davesprite: oh that was last year, who won anyway?

Dirk: Don't ask me, hey what's something non-sexual, non-familial that turns you on?

Bro: To you maybe, he didn't say yes to my maid outfit

Dave: i mean panties barely count but even if they did (which they don't) he still only wears them sometimes not enough to justify your reaction bro doesn't wear lingerie that is not a thing that happens

Davesprite: oh uhhhh i don't know man, wrist watches? you know when they are thick and gaudy?

Dirk: Dave, what the fuck do you mean panties don't count as lingerie?

Hal: Because it didn't happen on March lord bro

D: watches are an excellent choice 'sprite. I'm a bigger fan of a hunk putting on driving gloves

Dave: i mean think about it dude they are just masks of the pussy but garter belts and corset are were it's at

Bro: The fuck you mean it didn't happen on March? Kid I was there, don't go lying to my face if you don't want to be put in your place.

Davesprite: i love bro's gloves too

Hal: I mean that it couldn't have happened on March because you were busy with that big project for your page but you keep on being wrong, maybe I want to get put in my place by a fool.

Dirk: Dave, lingerie literally means undergarments, by definition panties count as lingerie.

Bro: Come here you brat

D: i wasn't talking about bro's gloves, i was talking about a completely different hunk putting on completely different driving gloves

Dave: so what you know the soul of a word is what matters and panties don't have the soul of the lingerie

Davesprite: ooooh i'm sure you were D, you were just thinking of a completely different guy with big muscles, and huge hands, that likes to pull and pull and pull and snap his gloves one, every morning just were you can see before you go to work, no relation tho

Dirk: The soul of a word? What are you talking about right now? I f you have the hots for garter belts just day that.

Dave: don't pretend like you don't know exactly what i'm talking about

Dave: mostly with a buncha yanking

Dave: bro wasn't the only one hurt on that incident

Dave: now the world is deprived of the full grandiousness of my voice for the next couple of weeks

Dave: it's a pretty home made remedy for my foot in mouth disease i can't fuck up if i can't talk

Want some nose candy?

D: famous director huh? wouldn't that be nice

Dirk: Heh.

D: heh

Bro:

Hal: Heh.

Dave: nope

Davesprite: considering that bro is the only one with a phalloplasty that's be him

Davesprite: but you know what they say; phallo dick doesn't count as big when you are measuring against pre op trans guys

Nepeta: Nepeta thinks that she shouldn't tell her meowrail which "partners" to have.

Nepeta : Nepeta softly whispers "a partner is a thing from human polyamory, which is this kind of weird but fun thing were you have multiple human matesprites but nobody is vacillating, they are just in the same quadrant at the same time"

Nepeta: Nepeta can't stop herself from feeling proud of Equius no matter how much she tries. Equius has stopped publicly humiliating himself and others since he started human dating the red fellow.

Nepeta: Still, since then he has started doing other weird stuff.

Nepeta: I can't help but feel bad for him.

Nepeta: Nepeta think that's enough of her meowrail. She has started human dating Davesprite. She has been doing great with this weird human costumes, she brings plants and sweets every time she goes to see him and takes him to human dates all the time :3

Dave: hide? this guy just let's them laying around for you to find them like a little kid finding the eggs on eastern

Dave: except the eastern bunny is going through a rough break up and the wife took the children and the talent on the divorce

Dave: leaving him with nothing but the memories of all the times he didn't love enough to be loved back forever and the knowledge that he could have changed everything if he had been just a little bit more caring

Dave: except that's not true if he hadn't forgotten their child's recital he would have missed their anniversary or not brought his wife a breakfast unprompted when she was feeling down or he would have done a million other things that would have ended the relationship because a little bit more caring just doesn't cut it he is the problem he is what rots everything he touches he is what makes this world bleak and he has to accept that he is not enough because he is him and there is nothing he could have done to save their marriage because there was nothing he did

D: i'm going to level with you i'd love to be cute and act demure or innocent

D: but knowing something that woman doesn't is a as likely as multi-million dollar propaganda pieces not gaining huge fandoms

D: which is to say it is a given it will happen and she'll sink her little miss fingers into my psyche like a poorly coded videogame character that's just about to make sweet love with a random wall because the player wanted to interact with a shelf

D: this woman will know everything about me before i do

Bro: It's more of a who didn't question.

Or have you found that you are the bucket in most cases ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Equius: B-b-buckets are a disgusting and weird a-alien thing I shall not indulg-g-ge i-in anymore.

Equius: I am ma-m-made for cock and not dumb words like b-b-bulg-ge o-o-orr

Equius: I need a towel.

Hal: No fucking way, finish your speech bucket-boy.